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God goes after 13 yr old on Friday the 13th

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

Boy, 13, struck by lightning — on Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th proved suitably unlucky for one 13 year-old boy who was struck by lightning before being taken to hospital — at 13:13 on the dreaded date.

The boy, who has not been named, was treated for a minor burn after being hit along with two others at an air show in Suffolk, eastern England, a spokeswoman said.

Staff at the St Johns Ambulance service said there had been heavy rain all day before they witnessed a big flash of lightning and a loud clap of thunder over the sea off the Suffolk coast.

“We got a call that someone had been struck by lightning so we immediately sent our paramedics to the scene, followed by an ambulance,” said Rex Clarke, head of the team of St John Ambulance volunteers at the event.

Dragons on the attack in Indonesia

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Indonesian ranger freed from jaws of Komodo dragon.

An Indonesian park ranger escaped an attack by a Komodo dragon, the worlds largest lizard species, when his colleagues heard his cries for help and drove the reptile away.

Marcelinus Subanghadir was outside his hut on Komodo Island late Monday when a nearly 7-foot-long more than 2-meter-long dragon grabbed hold of his right foot, Komodo National Park chief Tamen Sitorus said.

The dragon had Subanghadirs foot clamped in its shark-like, serrated teeth until fellow rangers heard his screams and drove it off with wooden clubs, Sitorus said.

ySubanghadir, 34, suffered deep lacerations and was recovering at a hospital on nearby Bali.

“The gear works”

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

In Afghanistan, Marine cheats death by Taliban sniper

Marine Lance Corporal Andrew Koenig is living proof Taliban snipers have been getting more accurate in Afghanistan.

World In a gunbattle this week, the 21-year-old from Casper, Wyoming, took a sniper’s bullet square in his forehead as he fought from the roof of a compound seized by U.S. Marines taking part in an offensive targeting the Taliban hotbed of Marjah.

Knocked back by the blow, he felt for blood from what he was sure was a head wound. Nothing.

“(It was) the craziest experience. I don’t think you could get any luckier than that. Total shock. The gear works, this proves it,” Koenig told Reuters, pointing to his dented helmet.

The bullet struck just above the rim of his helmet, dead center. Without the helmet, the shot was sure to have been fatal.

Yet another reason not to go hunting in the arctic

Tuesday, November 10th, 2009

Canadian rescued from Arctic ice:

A Canadian teenager has been rescued from an ice floe drifting in the Arctic sea, where he was reportedly stranded with two polar bears.

Search and rescue teams parachuted onto the 15m (40ft) floe after spotting the 17-year-old Inuit youth from the air.

They told the BBC he appeared to have shot and killed a mother polar bear in self-defence, orphaning her two cubs.

The teenager is being treated for mild hypothermia and frostbite in the small town of Coral Harbour, on Hudson Bay.

Jean Pierre Sharp of the Joint Rescue Coordination Centre in Trenton, Ontario, told the BBC the teenager had been on a hunting expedition with an older man in the remote area, when one of their snowmobiles broke down.

The teenager set off alone to find help but became stranded when the ice floe broke away and drifted loose, said Mr Sharp, leaving him trapped overnight as temperatures fell to -20C.

Absent-minded pilot syndrome strikes Qantas this time

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Qantas pilots forgot to lower wheels

QANTAS has stood down two pilots after a Boeing 767 landing in Sydney came within 700ft of the ground before the flight crew realised they had not lowered the plane’s undercarriage.

The airline and the Australian Transport Safety Bureau have launched investigations into the October 26 incident. The pilots are due to be interviewed by authorities on Friday.

The crew on the Melbourne-Sydney CityFlyer service apparently recognised the problem and had started go-around procedures when they received a “gear too low” aural warning from the aircraft’s enhanced ground proximity warning system.

It is understood investigators are looking at possible human error and a communication breakdown between the first officer and captain about who was lowering the landing gear.

Dangers of the lottery exposed in Hungary

Thursday, October 22nd, 2009

Police force quits after lottery win:

A town’s entire police force has quit in Hungary after winning more than £10 million in the lottery.

The 15-strong squad in Budaors scooped the jackpot with their ticket on Tuesday and all resigned on the spot.

Police chiefs have scrambled back-up units to the region until more full-time officers can be recruited.

5 Purple Hearts in 5 Years

Sunday, September 13th, 2009

‘Bullet Magnet’-Sgt. Camacho has earned 5 Purple Hearts in 5 years:

The soldiers in his New York-based combat unit call Staff Sgt. Brandon Camacho the “Bullet Magnet.” Camacho – either the luckiest or unluckiest soldier in Afghanistan – is on his second tour here with the Fort Drum-based 10th Mountain Division’s 3rd Brigade Combat Team.

The reason for the nickname: He’s just earned his fifth Purple Heart after being shot in the left knee in a firefight 100 miles south of Kabul, military officials said.

“One of my friends said, ‘You’re the luckiest unlucky person I know,’” said Camacho, 24, who grew up in Saipan in the Northern Mariana Islands.  “I don’t know what to make of it.”

Purple Hearts are awarded to soldiers wounded or killed in combat. It is the oldest of U.S. military decorations and was established by Gen. George Washington with an order from his upstate Newburgh headquarters on Aug. 7, 1782.

Boy survives meteor strike

Friday, June 12th, 2009

Boy Hit On Arm By White-Hot Meteorite From Outer Space Travelling At 30,000mph

A teenager was hit by a meteorite travelling at 30,000mph – and lived to tell the tale.

The meteorite struck Gerrit on the hand, and buried itself in the road Gerrit Blank was on his way to school when he saw a massive fireball heading straight towards him from the sky.

The white-hot meteorite bounced off the schoolboy’s hand and hit the ground so hard it left a foot-long crater in the tarmac – as well as a three-inch scar on his hand.

Gerrit, 14, said: “At first I just saw a large ball of light and then I suddenly felt a pain in my hand. “Then, a split second after that, there was an enormous bang like a crash of thunder.”

“The noise that came after the flash of light was so loud that my ears were ringing for hours afterwards.

“When it hit me it knocked me flying and then was still going fast enough to bury itself in the road.”

Scientists are now studying the pea-sized meteorite, which crashed to Earth in Essen in Germany. Chemical tests on the rock have now proved it is from outer space.

Ansgar Korte, director of Germany’s Walter Hohmann Observatory, said: “It’s a real meteorite, therefore it is very valuable to collectors and scientists.”

Chances of being struck by a meteorite are around one in 100 million.

Lucky the cat lucks out

Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Cat Falls 26 Stories, Lives to Purr Again

Do cats always land on their feet?

The unbelievable tale of a cat named Lucky — who fell 26 stories and survived — doesn’t quite prove the myth but it comes pretty close.

In early May, Keri Hostetler was readying her lower Manhattan apartment for guests who were coming to visit. She cracked the window of her home office a few inches — something she “never, ever did” — just to air the place out. She left the door to the room ajar and got to work on her laundry.

Her beloved cat Lucky, a 3-year-old gray-and-black striped male who Hostetler describes as “a lover and a hugger” was wandering around the apartment. Or so Hostetler thought.

“I came back up from doing laundry and saw that the room where the window was open — the door was open,” she told “Good Morning America Weekend Edition.” “I rushed in to the window and saw the window washers kind of waving for me.”

Serving drinks more important than fuel leaks on United Airlines

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Airman spots midair fuel leak

Staff Sgt. Bartek Bachleda doesn’t consider himself a hero, but passengers on a recent jumbo jet flight might beg to differ.

One of 300 passengers on a United Airlines flight from Chicago, Illinois, to Tokyo, Japan, in April, Bachleda noticed white “smoke” billowing from the left side of the Boeing 747-400 jet on takeoff and then again at cruising altitude of over 30,000 feet. He said he was sure it was a leak, a big one that could lead to a potentially dangerous situation.

Bachleda, 30, should know. He serves in an air refueling squadron in the U.S. Air Force. He videotaped the midair vapor from his window seat and tried to warn a flight attendant. But at first, she paid him no heed.

“When I initially hit the call button, she thought maybe I wanted something, and she said, ‘Sir, I’m handing out drinks, I’ll be right back with you,’ ” Bachleda said.

Hasselhoff Survives .39 blood alcohol level

Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

REPORT: DAVID HASSELHOFF ALMOST DIES FROM ALCOHOL POISONING

In the latest chapter in the agonizing chronicle of David Hasselhoff’s multiple falls off the wagon, a new report surfaced today that the former Baywatch hunk was hauled off to the hospital after his youngest daughter found him passed out at home.

Vodka-swilling Hasselhoff registered a mind-numbing 0.39 blood alcohol level when he was taken to Los Angeles’ Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Saturday, radaronline.com reported.

The legal limit in California is 0.08.

The 56-year-old “America’s Got Talent” judge was found passed out at his home in Encino, Calif., by 16-year-old daughter Hayley, the Web site reported. The teen called mom Pamela Bach, from whom Hasselhoff is estranged.

“Someone manning the booth told me to take a stab at $25,000 – it was a very good stab.”

Friday, April 10th, 2009

Jellybean guess is good for $25,000:

Harlem woman took home $25,000 Thursday for guessing the exact number of jelly beans in a jar – for the second time in her life.

The first time Jessica Silverman struck it lucky was 21 years ago, when she was a 5-year-old kindergarten student and the trophy was a stuffed toy dragon.

This time, the prize will help her put a deposit on a new home after she correctly guessed there were 7,954 treats on display at a stand in the Hilton hotel on Sixth Ave. Tuesday.

“I’m a lucky girl, and I was in the right place at the right time,” Silverman said. “This is going to the ‘Get Jessica a first apartment’ fund.”

Cop and Dog hold off mob of 60

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009

Officer, dog square off against Modesto mob of 60

A Modesto police officer had to pull his gun to keep a hostile crowd at bay early Sunday. The officer sustained minor injuries in the southwest Modesto incident, said police spokesman Sgt. Brian Findlen.

Police are not releasing the officer’s name. The officer’s dog was assaulted but not seriously injured, Findlen said. Police arrested several suspects in connection with the incident. A loaded assault rifle was found later at the scene of the struggle, which unfolded about 2 a.m.

Findlen said the officer pulled his gun only after other deterrents, including his police dog, failed to keep the crowd under control. “In a situation where you really feel that your life is in imminent danger, your options become very few,” Findlen said. Some members of the crowd told the officer that “he was not going to leave the scene alive,” according to police.

 The crowd of as many as 60 people included some known gang members, Findlen said. Police believe the group was gathered for a party in the 1700 block of Pelton Avenue. The officer happened upon the group when he was responding to another call in the area.

The officer saw several people assaulting one man, Findlen said. As the officer tried to break up the fight, the crowd’s attention shifted from the assault victim to the officer. The crowd surrounded the officer. The officer sent his dog into the crowd in an attempt to stop the group.

The dog apprehended one suspect, who police later identified as 18-year-old Alfredo Espinoza of Modesto. As the officer tried to arrest Espinoza, the crowd pulled Espinoza away from the officer.

Nuke me once, shame on you; nuke me twice, shame on me

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009

Japanese Man Certified as Double A-Bomb Victim

A 93-year-old Japanese man has become the first person certified as a survivor of both U.S. atomic bombings at the end of World War II, officials said Tuesday.

Tsutomu Yamaguchi had already been a certified “hibakusha,” or radiation survivor, of the Aug. 9, 1945, atomic bombing in Nagasaki, but has now been confirmed as surviving the attack on Hiroshima three days earlier as well, city officials said.

Yamaguchi was in Hiroshima on a business trip on Aug. 6, 1945, when a U.S. B-29 dropped an atomic bomb on the city. He suffered serious burns to his upper body and spent the night in the city. He then returned to his hometown of Nagasaki just in time for the second attack, city officials said.

“As far as we know, he is the first one to be officially recognized as a survivor of atomic bombings in both Hiroshima and Nagasaki,” Nagasaki city official Toshiro Miyamoto said. “It’s such an unfortunate case, but it is possible that there are more people like him.”

Tandoori Youth in India

Sunday, March 15th, 2009

Doctors save speared Indian boy:

A six-year-old Indian boy is recovering after doctors removed a two metre (6ft) iron rod that speared his body when he fell from a terrace.

Mehul Kumar was rushed to hospital in the city of Ranchi in Jharkhand after the incident on Wednesday.

Doctors at the Rajendra Institute of Medical Sciences removed the rod in a four-hour operation.

The doctors said he had lost a lot of blood and suffered liver and stomach injuries but “nothing major”.

Mehul was playing on the Indian festival of Holi when he fell on the rod in a terrace under construction at his grandparents’ home

Over the falls without a barrel

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

Man survives 180ft plunge over Niagara Falls :

A man has survived a plunge of 180ft (55m) over the Niagara Falls, becoming only the second person in more than 100 years to go over the falls with no protective device and live.

The apparently distraught man, believed to be in his late thirties, jumped into the rapids above the Horseshoe Falls, one of Niagara’s three waterfalls. After making it safely to the bottom, he repeatedly resisted attempts to save him, swimming away from rescuers and climbing out of a sling dropped by a priviate helicopter.

Yet another reason to enter a raffle

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Woman wins house in raffle after husband laid off:

Susan Wells was thrilled to learn she’d won a $2 million house in a raffle days after her husband had been laid off from his job. “I’m floored,” said Wells, who bought the ticket as a surprise to celebrate the couple’s 16th anniversary. “I can’t believe this has happened. Needless to say, my husband is very surprised.”

The house is in upscale Marin County, just north of San Francisco. The couple already own a home in Danville, a suburb south of San Francisco, and if they don’t want to move they have the option of $1.2 million in cash.

 They’re still deciding what do, but Brad Wells, who had been a sales executive for a Silicon Valley high-tech company, said the winnings are definitely a boost.

“I got laid off on Wednesday and the company went bankrupt on Friday,” he said. The couple got word of their win on Saturday. “It’s been a really rough ride for the last year. This gives us an unbelievable lift.”

“It has all the signs that he intentionally drove off.”

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

Motorist teeters on cliff edge after canyon plunge

A 34-year-old Grand Junction man was rescued Wednesday from a van teetering off a cliffside about 170 feet above a canyon floor. Daniel J. Lyons drove his van off a road in the steep, red-rock canyons of Colorado National Monument, and the vehicle dropped, tumbled and rolled 120 feet before getting snagged on brush and a rock ledge. “It’s jaw-dropping,” said Joan Anzelmo, park superintendent.

“It got caught on an outcropping of rock; that’s what saved his life.” About 50 rescue personnel including park rangers, Grand Junction firefighters, volunteer firefighters and Mesa County sheriff’s deputies performed a technical extraction in the dark to rescue Lyons, Anzelmo said. The incident began about 4:30 p.m. when Lyons (Colorado National Monument) called 911. “He told dispatchers he was down a cliff somewhere in the Colorado National Monument and his car had gone off the road,” Anzelmo said.

“I let go of her and she grabbed my shirt so I had to pry her hands off my shirt and let her fall,

Monday, October 6th, 2008

Fairgoers Catch, Save Toddler Dropped By Mom Dangling From Carnival Ride

A group of fairgoers caught and saved a toddler who was dropped nearly 40 feet from a carnival ride as her mother dangled above the crowd.

 Sheri Pinkerton became trapped when the Crazy Bus ride at a carnival in Port Orange started up suddenly as Pinkerton and children were getting off the ride.

“I heard a bunch of screaming and I looked over and the school bus had started to go back up as the mother was getting off with her little girl,” Craft said. “She was pretty much caught. She was half in and half out. Her leg was caught up underneath the ride and she was holding on to her little girl.”

A group of men then gathered under the dangling mother and child and urged the woman to let go of her daughter.

Well, that’s one way to see New Jersey!

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Small Plane Lands On Garden State Parkway

A small, single-engine plane made an emergency landing on the Northbound side of the Garden State Parkway on Friday, according to New Jersey state police. The small Cesna 152 was sightseeing when it lost power and had to fly under an overhead parkway sign to make a safe landing. Traffic is backed up on the northbound side of the Garden State Parkway. The plane landed in Tinton Falls, N.J., near mile marker 102.5 on the parkway.

Saved by the branch

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Balloonist Survives 9,000-Foot Fall at South Carolina Festival

Authorities say a Michigan man survived after his hot air balloon plunged thousands of feet at a South Carolina festival because the basket caught a tree limb 10 feet before it hit the ground. Great Southeast Balloon Fest officials say pilot Chuck Walz, of Munith, Mich., broke his leg and pelvis Sunday morning, but has undergone surgery and his recovery is promising. Anderson Fire Chief Jack Abraham says Walz’s balloon may have been 9,000 feet in the air when it deflated.

“Upon disembarkation, there were some passengers who vomited.”

Friday, July 25th, 2008

Air passengers’ mid-flight terror as hole is blown in Qantas 747 fuselage

Passengers on a London to Melbourne flight have described their terror after a faulty door “popped” in midair blowing a hole in the fuselage.

Qantas flight QF30, with 300 passengers and crew on board, plunged 20,000ft after the faulty door caused an “explosive” depressurisation.

The Boeing 747 had just taken off from a stopover in Hong Kong when the incident happened. As the plane dropped from 30,000ft to 10,000ft, oxygen masks fell from the ceiling.

Debra Manchester, a passenger in first class, said there was a “huge bang” and a “massive rush of wind,” with debris swirling around the cabin. Mrs Manchester, a housewife from Buckinghamshire, said there was an atmosphere of chaos as passengers struggled to put their oxygen masks on.

Man survives 0.491 blood alcohol level

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

R.I. police say man had 0.491 blood alcohol level

State police say they arrested a man early Tuesday whose blood alcohol level was 0.491 percent — the highest ever recorded in Rhode Island for someone who wasn’t dead.

Stanley Kobierowski was taken to a hospital, put in the detoxification unit and sedated, said Maj. Steven O’Donnell. He was arraigned Tuesday on charges of driving while intoxicated and resisting arrest, and he was released after promising to appear Friday at a court hearing.

Always set the parking break when shagging in a car near a cliff

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

Backseat lovers cheat death as their car plunges 46m down cliff!

Two lovers had a brush with death after their car plunged 46m down a cliff, while they were having sex in the back seat.

According to the police Lin Gu, 25, and lover Lee Shin, 29, suffered broken bones when their car tipped over the edge of the hill in XinDian, Taiwan.

“They had parked up close to the edge of the mountain and had left the handbrake off,” Daily Telegraph quoted a spokesman, as saying.

“When they started having sex the rocking motion started the car moving and it rolled off the hill. They were lucky they were not more seriously hurt,” he added.

Rescued from Human Sacrifice

Wednesday, July 9th, 2008

‘Ritual killing’ rescue in Ghana

Police in Ghana are trying to reunite a teenage boy with his family after rescuing him from what they suspect was a ritual killing.

Two men have been given lengthy prison sentences for trying to sell the 16-year-old boy for $20,000 (£10,000).

Police believe he would have been killed for his body parts to be used for witchcraft.

Having rescued the boy, the police have issued a photo of him in order to try to find his relatives.

The photo published by the police shows Akwesi Buabeng staring into the camera looking a little bewildered.

Cat survives 14-story fall

Saturday, July 5th, 2008

No kitty, no die: Marley the cat survives 14-storey plunge

Marley the cat dropped 14 storeys out of a window of a high-rise and lived to meow about it.

It may have been nature that lured him out, and it was nature that cushioned his fall.

Angela Bester had left a window slightly ajar for her one-year-old Scottish Fold domestic cross she named after a favourite singer, Bob Marley, while she took an overnight trip to Whistler.

When she returned to her 14th storey condo, she froze.

“I saw the window and I knew instantly what had happened and I looked at the (uneaten) food and the water. In my heart, I knew he was gone,” said the construction health and safety manager.

“I was completely devastated.”

Grasso keeps the big bucks

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

Grasso case “over” as court dismisses claims

Former New York Stock Exchange chief Richard Grasso won a knockout victory on Tuesday in his four-year fight to keep every last penny of his $187.5 million pay package, as an appeals court threw out the state’s remaining claims against him.

The ruling, Grasso’s second court victory in the past week, prompted New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo to throw in the towel.

The New York Supreme Court’s appellate division, in a 3-1 vote, dismissed two legal claims against Grasso brought by former Attorney General Eliot Spitzer in 2004.

Snake in a crib

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

Snake coils on baby’s leg in crib

A Long Island animal shelter is a temporary home for a 1-foot-long snake that a mother found coiled on her 7-month-old daughter’s leg as the baby slept in a crib.

Cari Abatemarco of upstate Troy says she was visiting family in Brentwood last week when her baby’s cries woke her one night. She tells Newsday that she found a snake wrapped around her daughter’s leg.

Abatemarco says she lifted her daughter and the snake fell off. A relative removed the snake from the crib and placed it in a bucket until animal control officers arrived.

Flying on a wing and a prayer

Wednesday, May 28th, 2008

Pilots Run Out of Fuel, Pray, Land Safely Near Jesus Sign

It seemed like an almost literal answer to their prayers. When two New Zealand pilots ran out of fuel in a microlight airplane they offered prayers and were able to make an emergency landing in a field — coming to rest right next to a sign reading, “Jesus is Lord.”

Grant Stubbs and Owen Wilson, both from the town of Blenheim on the country’s South Island, were flying up the sloping valley of Pelorus Sound when the engine spluttered, coughed and died.

“My friend and I are both Christians so our immediate reaction in a life-threatening situation was to ask for God’s help,” Stubbs told The Associated Press on Wednesday.

He said he prayed during the ill-fated flight Sunday that the tiny craft would get over the top of a ridge and that they would find a landing site that was not too steep — or in the nearby sea.

Diving into wood chipper not too brite

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Man survives diving into wood chipper in Roseville

A man tried to kill himself with a wood chipper in Roseville Thursday afternoon.

The crew of a tree repair service company was clearing trees in a public area when the man appeared and jumped head-first into the industrial-sized wood chipper.

The workers immediately turned off the machines and called 911.

The man was rushed to Regions Hospital in St. Paul where he remains in the intensive care unit. Officials say he suffered severe, life-threatening injuries to his head and torso.

Like a scene from a James Bond movie

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

Golfers’terror as speedboat lands in bunker

TWO golfers yesterday watched open-mouthed as a speedboat flew 100ft through the air in front of them and landed in a greenside bunker.

French tourists Claude Bieth and Catherine Guillet were playing the sixth at the famous Loch Lomond course when the boat hurtled out of the water and took off.

Claude, 62, said: “It clipped the sand and flew about 30 yards through the air.

“The boat seemed to go in slow motion and came to a halt in a bunker.

The motor kept going but it was stuck fast.”

Hat tip to Kara!

Never mistake a shark for a dolphin

Sunday, May 11th, 2008

Man Survives Mauling by 16-Foot Shark in Australia

An Australian swimmer who was mauled by a 16-foot shark and survived said Sunday he saw a shadow in the water seconds before the attack and thought it was a dolphin.

The shark, believed to be a great white, seized Jason Cull by the left leg as he was swimming at Middleton Beach in southwestern Australia on Saturday.

Cull, 37, survived after grappling with the beast and after a lifeguard at the beach came to his aid.

The shark was one of three that swimmers reported seeing at the beach Saturday. Officials closed the beach after the attack.

From his hospital bed where he was treated for deep lacerations, Cull told reporters he saw a shadow moving in the water just before the attack and mistook it for a dolphin.

“If you look at that drop, there was no way somebody could survive that”

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Man survives 500-foot fall into Pennsylvania strip mine

A man survived a 500-foot fall into a strip mine Friday, astounding rescuers who spent hours on a risky descent into the abyss to bring him back out.

Police said Nathan Bowman was trespassing on coal company property around 1 a.m. Friday when he slipped and fell into the Springdale Pit, an inactive mine about 700 feet deep, 3,000 feet long and 1,500 feet wide.

Bowman tumbled down a jagged slope and then free-fell several hundred feet, his descent broken by a rock ledge not far from the bottom of the pit, said Coaldale Police Chief Timothy Delaney, who helped direct the rescue effort.

You don’t know how lucky you are

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

Humans Almost Became Extinct 70,000 Years Ago

Human beings may have had a brush with extinction 70,000 years ago, an extensive genetic study suggests.

The human population at that time was reduced to small isolated groups in Africa, apparently because of drought, according to an analysis released Thursday.

The report notes that a separate study by researchers at Stanford University estimated the number of early humans may have shrunk as low as 2,000 before numbers began to expand again in the early Stone Age.

“This study illustrates the extraordinary power of genetics to reveal insights into some of the key events in our species’ history,” Spencer Wells, National Geographic Society explorer in residence, said in a statement.

“Tiny bands of early humans, forced apart by harsh environmental conditions, coming back from the brink to reunite and populate the world,” he added. “Truly an epic drama, written in our DNA.”

Yet another reason not to fly in Russian spacecraft

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Russian Soyuz, With Korean Space Pioneer, Lands Off Mark – New York Times

A Russian Soyuz capsule carrying South Korea’s first astronaut landed on Saturday in northern Kazakhstan 260 miles off its mark and 20 minutes late, Russian space officials said.
A spokesman for mission control, Valery Lyndin, said the crew — Yi So-yeon, a South Korean bioengineering student; Peggy A. Whitson, an American astronaut; and Col. Yuri I. Malenchenko, a Russian flight engineer — was safe, though the three had been subjected to severe G-forces during the re-entry.

The Russian-made Soyuz capsule touched down at 4:51 a.m. Eastern time about 260 miles off target, the spokesman said, which was highly unusual given how precisely engineers plan for such landings. It was also about 20 minutes later than scheduled.

Toilet Explosion in Johnson City

Thursday, April 17th, 2008

Johnson City man unharmed by exploding toilet

A 61-year-old Johnson City man said he wasn’t injured Wednesday when a toilet exploded with water and launched him against a wall.

Richard Szymanski said he was using his son’s toilet at 69 Carlton St., Johnson City, when steam started coming out the toilet after he flushed. Before he could stand up the toilet shot out hot water and he was thrown a few feet into a shower wall.

“It was kind of hot there for a minute,” said Szymanski.

Boy hero in Cleveland

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Boy, 11, steered bus to avoid semi

The 11-year-old Cleveland boy who steered a runaway school bus to safety said Wednesday he took the wheel because the bus was rolling toward a semi.

David Murphy told on ABC’s “Good Morning America” other children on board during Monday’s crash were “freaking out,” screaming and hollering, and he decided he had to do something.

“I took the wheel and had to turn the wheel on the sidewalk,” he said.

His mother said she was amazed.

“When I saw the precision of the bus, it seemed like it was parked,” Patricia Murphy said during the program. “I couldn’t believe it and that he had that strength and that direction.”

She said she figured out a reason her son was so quiet afterward was that he was terrified he’d get in trouble for taking the wheel.

Drunk and unconscious in dumpster not too brite

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Drinker almost crushed by binmen

A man in Indiana had a brush with death after sleeping off a heavy drinking session in a rubbish bin.

A dustbin van driver emptied the bin into the compactor before hearing William Bowen stir, and was able to stop the machine from crushing him.

Larry Green, market safety supervisor for the Rumpke waste disposal company, said the only thing Bowen said to the driver was that he was cold.

He said: “This gentleman was extremely intoxicated.”

Jumping on hand grenade not as deadly as it used to be

Monday, March 31st, 2008

Marine threw himself onto grenade

A Royal Marine who threw himself onto an exploding grenade to save the lives of his patrol has been put forward for the UK’s highest military honour.

Lance Corporal Matt Croucher, 24, a reservist from Birmingham, survived because his rucksack and body armour took the force of the blast.

He was part of a reconnaissance troop in Helmand Province, Afghanistan, in February, when the incident happened.

The Ministry of Defence said he could be considered for the Victoria Cross.

“The sheer stupidity of cutting through power cables should be glaringly obvious to everyone”

Thursday, February 14th, 2008

Shock horror for would-be power cable thief

Police in central England are hunting for a badly scorched would-be copper power cable thief after finding a hacksaw embedded in an 11,000 volt power cable Saturday night.

The thief, who also left a lit blow torch at the scene, is expected to be badly charred, spiky haired and not exactly the brightest bulb in the socket.

Hat tip to Steve!

“I thought, ‘Oh my God, I’m a goner’”

Saturday, February 2nd, 2008

Teacher survives attack by 400lb lion, claiming ‘it was only playing’

A British teacher’s trip to Africa turned to horror – when a lion leapt on her from behind and clamped its jaws round her head.

As she was dragged to the ground, Kate Drew screamed in pain as the animal’s teeth sank into her.

To add to her terror, two other lions were prowling not far away, waiting to pounce.

Luckily, tour guides were nearby and they tackled the 400lb animal, wrestling it away from her and saving her from more serious injury or death.

She was left needing 13 stitches in bite wounds – but it is thought the lion may simply have mistaken her for a playmate, because of her mane-like long blonde hair.

Never chase your hat down a garbage chute

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

Man survives six story fall into trash compactor

A man who fell six stories into a trash compactor that activated when he hit survived the ordeal, Moline police said.

The incident occurred at about 5 a.m. Saturday at the Hillside Heights Apartments, 825 17th St., according to a news release issued Tuesday by Moline Police Lt. Jerome Patrick.

Police were called to the building by a resident who could hear a male voice yelling for help near the elevator shaft, Patrick said.

Building maintenance responded, released the trash compactor and pulled the man out of the bin, he said.

Patrick said that Alfonzo Gomez, 26, explained that he was at a party on the sixth floor when he went to throw some trash out. As he threw the bag into the chute, his hat fell off his head and went into the chute.

300-lbs + 40-Foot Fall = OK

Sunday, December 16th, 2007

300-lb Man OK After 40-Foot Shaft Fall

A construction worker who fell about 40 feet down an elevator shaft is nearly unhurt, with no serious injuries. District of Columbia Fire and EMS spokesman Alan Etter said the man, who’s about 25 years old, was working on a house under construction in Southeast Washington Friday morning.

The worker, who Etter says weighs more than 300 pounds, was standing on a plywood platform in the elevator shaft at the top level of the house.

The board couldn’t support his weight and the man fell 40 feet down the shaft before he crashed into the basement. He broke two more platforms on his way down.

That’s 165 years old to you and me

Sunday, December 2nd, 2007

Cat, 26, could be record breaker

A 26-year-old domestic cat from Shropshire could be one of the oldest in the UK.

Pussywillow lives in Ratlinghope and is still “sharp in her mind and her eyes”, according to owner Lin Brown.

The black cat, who now enjoys curling up by the stove, lived off animals she caught herself until she was 22, Ms Brown said.

Healthy cats can normally live to about 18, with previous world record holders only reaching their early 20s.

Pussywillow was near-feral when she was first taken in by the family.

Boater survives 90 mph ejection

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

Boater gets tossed out at about 90 mph

A Pasco County man escaped serious injury Sunday when he was ejected from a speedboat traveling upward of 90 mph.

James K. Helmintoller, of Land O’Lakes, was driving his 353 Fastech speedboat down the Anclote River Channel when it hit a wake, ejecting the 43-year-old into the water and sending the unmanned vessel out of the river channel and into the open waters of the Anclote Anchorage bay, according to investigators with the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office Marine Unit.

Baby survives 3 story fall unharmed

Friday, November 23rd, 2007

NYC Toddler Survives 20-Foot Fall

A toddler who crawled out a third-floor window during his family’s Thanksgiving festivities and fell onto a store roof not only survived _ he didn’t even break a bone.

Brandon Priebe said his 14-month-old son, Bradley, tumbled from a bedroom window in his aunt’s Brooklyn apartment on Thursday. His relatives said they thought the window was closed.

Bradley fell about 20 feet onto the roof of a music store next door, police said. Priebe told police that his son wasn’t seriously injured in the fall. The boy was in stable condition later Thursday at a local hospital, where no update on his condition was available early Friday.

Knife in Skull Survivor

Thursday, November 1st, 2007

Of all the injuries in the war in Iraq, the one Sgt. Dan Powers sustained was among the most unusual.

Powers, a member of the Army’s 118th MP Company Airborne, was in eastern Baghdad investigating an explosion when suddenly an Iraqi walked up to him and stabbed him in the right side of his head. He didn’t know what hit him.

“It felt like someone kind of clothesline tackled me and a thump on the side of the head, like a bang,” he said.

An Iraqi teenager had inched up behind Powers on a Baghdad street and plunged a 9-inch knife deep into his skull, penetrating his brain.

Croc Diving

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Aussie swimmer dives head-first into crocodile

An Australian who went for a drunken dip in the sea got more than he bargained for when he dived into the jaws of a large crocodile.

Matt Martin was camping alone near a beach in northern Queensland when he decided to go for a dusk swim, despite having drunk what he later admitted was “half a slab”, or 12 cans of beer.

When the 35-year-old construction worker dived into a wave, he butted heads with a submerged saltwater crocodile.

“I thought I was dead. It was sort of like when you hit rocks but the rocks had give and movement in them,” he told The Cairns Post.

Sherry enemas not so fun

Sunday, October 7th, 2007

Charges dismissed in sherry enema death

Charges have been dropped against a Texas woman who was accused of giving her husband a sherry enema that killed him, the prosecutor in the case said on Wednesday.

Tammy Jean Warner had been scheduled to face trial for negligent homicide in the May 2004 death of Michael Warner, 58, but Brazoria County District Attorney Jeri Yenne said the charges were dismissed a month ago for lack of evidence.

Flying on a wing and a prayer

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

Boy survives two-hour flight to Moscow hanging onto plane wing

A 15-year-old boy from the Urals suffered acute frostbite after riding the wing of a Boeing-737 plane on a two-hour flight from Perm to Moscow, Russian radio station Mayak reported on Monday.

After clinging on for the entire 1300-kilometer (808-mile) flight to Vnukovo Airport, the boy, named Andrei, collapsed onto the tarmac. His arms and legs were so severely frozen that rescuers were at first unable to remove his coat and shoes, the radio station said.

The airport did not confirm the report. “We have no information on this,” the Vnukovo press service told RIA Novosti.

However, Moscow’s air and water transport control department said the radio’s claim was true. A department spokesman said the incident occurred on Friday, and that the boy’s parents were immediately informed, and flew to the capital the same day.

Yet another reason not to let them do an autopsy on you!

Saturday, September 15th, 2007

Dead man wakes up under autopsy knife

A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.

Carlos Camejo, 33, was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly sought to stitch up the incision on his face.

Leg, what leg?

Tuesday, August 14th, 2007

Motorcyclist rides 2 km unaware of losing right leg

54-year-old man continued to drive a large motorcycle about 2 kilometers Monday after hitting the center divider on a national highway and losing his right leg below the knee in Hamamatsu, Shizuoka Prefecture, police said Tuesday.

Kazuo Osada, a salaried worker, was unaware of the loss of his leg until he drove the distance apparently because his attention was focused on the strong pain he felt from the crash, the police said.

Human pachinko ball

Tuesday, August 7th, 2007

Teen ‘closed eyes’ in six-story hotel fall

He was just trying to do a good deed: pluck a stranger’s fallen swimsuit from the edge of the balcony above.

Matthew Savage reached, jumped, felt his fingertips touch the shorts – and then felt himself tumble over the railing of the sixth-floor balcony of his Myrtle Beach hotel room.

“I just closed my eyes,” the 17-year-old said, recalling the Friday night fall. He was recovering Saturday in his Tropical Winds hotel room on Ocean Boulevard, nursing mere scrapes and bruises on his back and legs.

In a stunt that would have been a sure-fire YouTube hit, Savage, of Gainesville, Ga., bounced off the balconies on the way down, slammed onto a slanted rooftop covering the hotel’s lazy river and slid off into the bushes.

“It felt like someone coming up and giving me a really good clip around my head”

Friday, July 20th, 2007

Firefighter’s Helmet Deflects Flying Rod

A firefighter is counting his luck after a red-hot steel rod was fired into his helmet from an exploding vehicle, local media reported Thursday.

The steel rod was traveling at such speed it punched a hole through a steel door before hitting 41-year-old Gary Wright’s Kevlar fire helmet, The New Zealand Herald said.

Wright was getting ready to fight a blaze earlier this month that had engulfed a garage full of vehicles in a suburb of Auckland, New Zealand’s biggest city, when the steel rod fired out of an exploding van 62 feet away.

Happy Ending to Air Horror

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

Nurse survives window blowout in air ambulance at 20,000 feet

A critical-care nurse aboard an air ambulance fought to keep from being sucked out of the cabin when a window blew out of the aircraft at 20,000 feet.

“I guess it wasn’t my day to die,” said Chris Fogg, who lives near Boise, Idaho, and was flying with a patient and the pilot last Wednesday from Twin Falls, Idaho, to Seattle. “For anyone else, I think he would have been sucked completely out, but for some reason I was spared, and I don’t know why.”

Fogg’s head and right arm were pulled outside the window, and he suffered cuts to his head. Some equipment, charts, his eye glasses and packages went flying out of the cabin.

The rapid decompression occurred when Fogg was unbuckled from his seat and reaching for a water bottle.

Whale carries harpoon tip for over 100 years

Wednesday, June 13th, 2007

19th-century weapon found in whale

A 50-ton bowhead whale caught off the Alaskan coast last month had a weapon fragment embedded in its neck that showed it survived a similar hunt — more than a century ago. Embedded deep under its blubber was a 3 1/2-inch arrow-shaped projectile that has given researchers insight into the whale’s age, estimated between 115 and 130 years old.

“No other finding has been this precise,” said John Bockstoce, an adjunct curator of the New Bedford Whaling Museum.

Calculating a whale’s age can be difficult, and is usually gauged by amino acids in the eye lenses. It’s rare to find one that has lived more than a century, but experts say the oldest were close to 200 years old.

Health drink causes mean boner

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Man Sues Health Drink Maker Over Erection

A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

Hat tip to Kara!

Communism – Coma – Democracy

Saturday, June 2nd, 2007

Democracy stuns Polish coma man

A 65-year-old railwayman who fell into a coma following an accident in communist Poland regained consciousness 19 years later to find democracy and a market economy, Polish media reported on Saturday.

Wheelchair-bound Jan Grzebski, whom doctors had given only two or three years to live following his 1988 accident, credited his caring wife Gertruda with his revival.

“It was Gertruda that saved me, and I’ll never forget it,” Grzebski told news channel TVN24.

“For 19 years Mrs Grzebska did the job of an experienced intensive care team, changing her comatose husband’s position every hour to prevent bed-sore infections,” Super Express reported Dr Boguslaw Poniatowski as saying.

“When I went into a coma there was only tea and vinegar in the shops, meat was rationed and huge petrol lines were everywhere,” Grzebski told TVN24, describing his recollections of the communist system’s economic collapse.

Deep Sleeper

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Man Sleeps Through Gunshot to the Head

Michael Lusher apparently is a sound sleeper. A small-caliber bullet struck the 37-year-old Altizer man in the head as he slept Sunday morning, but he didn’t realize it until he awoke nearly four hours later and noticed blood coming from his head, said Cpl. R.H. McQuaid of the Cabell County Sheriff’s Department.

The bullet that struck him was one of five that someone sprayed across his mobile home and truck at about 4:20 a.m. Sunday, McQuaid said. The one the struck Lusher apparently lost velocity as it traveled through two walls.

Find $10, Win $1 Million

Monday, May 21st, 2007

Ohio Clerk Finds $10, Buys $1M Ticket

Kristina Schneider tried to persuade a customer at the BP station where she works to buy the last ticket on a roll of the Magnificent Millions lottery game.

“I always joke that the last ticket is the winning one, but he said he only had enough money for three tickets,” Schneider said.

This time, her advice was no joke.

The single mother _ with nine maxed out credit cards and $8,500 in debt for her associate’s degree _ bought what turned out to be a $1 million winning ticket with a $10 bill she found in the store Friday.

Cyclist survives ride under truck tire

Friday, May 18th, 2007

Helmet Saves Cyclist After Truck Runs Over Head

Ryan Lipscomb lived to tell how it felt to have a truck run over his head. “Really strange,” he said.Lipscomb, 26 of Seattle, suffered a concussion but was otherwise unhurt. He was shaken up, especially after he saw his mangled helmet.

Yet another reason to avoid hiding from the rain in a dumpster

Wednesday, May 9th, 2007

Man Survives Garbage Truck Crushing

A homeless man who had fallen asleep in a trash bin to escape the rain was dumped into a garbage truck and survived being crushed repeatedly before a worker saw him.

Robert Baswell, 44, said he screamed as the load of trash was crushed against his body at least seven times and was sure he would die. He tried to cushion one blow from the truck’s compressor with a dead opossum, he said.

“I screamed one last breath,” Baswell told the Palm Beach Post. A trash collector finally saw him as he tossed in a box and called for help.

Lucky infant!

Saturday, February 24th, 2007

Child Finds $1,300 in Thrift Store Book

Rhiannon Barnes may be the luckiest 15-month-old ever. Or maybe her baby sitter is the fortunate one. While playing with a thrift store book bought earlier in the day for 25 cents, Rhiannon uncovered $1,300 in cash stuck between the pages. Her baby sitter Sheila Laughridge said she only bought the book at Rhiannon’s insistence and was surprised when the toddler found a brown paper bag full of $100s, $50s, $20s and $10s.