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Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Machu Picchu tourists ‘stuck without food’:
Travellers trapped at Machu Picchu complained of a lack of food and shelter today as they spent a fourth day stranded at the site in Peru.
About 1,600 are in villages near the Inca citadel, with more arriving, after mudslides cut off the railway.
Rain is hampering helicopter rescues and the railway could take three days to fix.
Officials had hoped to reopen the railway and rescue tourists by Tuesday, but now say they will need two or three more days.
Choppers have flown out more than 1,000 tourists over the last two days, but 250 more arrived yesterday and more were expected today.
Authorities closed the Inca trail, the track that finishes at Machu Picchu, on Tuesday after a mudslide killed two people, but many who started the four-day trek before that will arrive in the coming days.
“It’s worrisome. We didn’t think it would take this long,” said tourism minister Martin Perezy. “We can evacuate 120 tourists per hour, now the only thing we need is for the climate to help us out a little bit.”
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Friday, December 18th, 2009
Snow traps three Eurostar trains in Channel Tunnel
Three Eurostar trains travelling from Paris to London were stuck in the undersea Channel Tunnel linking France and Britain early on Saturday because of snowy weather, a Eurostar spokesman said.
Between 1,500 and 2,000 passengers were on the trains but were safe and efforts were being made to get them to London, he said. A fourth train travelling to London returned to Paris before reaching the tunnel.
“It’s a technical failure and the trains are stuck at the moment,” the spokesman told BBC television. A rescue locomotive and a shuttle train were being used to move passengers out of the tunnel.
The temperature difference between inside the tunnel and outside had caused “technical problems,” the spokesman said.
“It is snowing in northern France, its very cold, conditions are very bad. Everyone is suffering from the bad weather, the airports are suffering, people on the roads are suffering, and so are our Eurostar trains,” he said.
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Sunday, November 29th, 2009
Lightning kills 14 in a village in one month:
A BOLT of lightning hit three homesteads in a village in the Transkei and killed four people from one family, including two elderly women and two children, on Tuesday evening.
A third elderly woman from the same family miraculously escaped from a burning house, but sustained serious burn wounds in the process.
The incident, which happened at about 5pm, shocked the residents of Ndwana village in Ntabankulu. The deceased are Nomakethe Myolwa, 60, Maphembetshiya Nfeketho, 70, Ntuthuko Myolwa, 8, and her brother Athini Myolwa, 7.
The survivor, Madumeni Myolwa, 70, managed to crawl out of the burning house. She was admitted to hospital in Mount Ayliff to be treated for burn wounds.
According to OR Tambo District Municipality disaster management, Tuesday’s incident has brought the number of deaths caused by lightning to 14 in Ntabankulu since late October.
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Monday, November 23rd, 2009
I traced my dad… and discovered he is Charles Manson
LIKE many adopted children, Matthew Roberts set about finding his biological parents with a mix of nerves and excitement. In particular, he hoped that discovering his father’s identity would help him to work out what made him the man he had become. But nothing could have prepared him for being told his dad was… serial killer CHARLES MANSON.
Over a five-week period in the summer of 1969, Manson and his Family of commune followers committed a series of nine gruesome murders. Victims included pregnant actress Sharon Tate, wife of film director Roman Polanski. Matthew, 41 – who bears a haunting resemblance to his father – sank into depression after discovering his identity.
He has since been in contact with his dad in a series of letters to his California prison and Manson has replied – each time chillingly signing off with a swastika. Now Matthew, who was given up for adoption as a baby, has told of his horror at finding out he was the son of a monster.
He says: “I didn’t want to believe it. I was frightened and angry. It’s like finding out that Adolf Hitler is your father. “I’m a peaceful person – trapped in the face of a monster.”
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Thursday, November 19th, 2009
Plane misses runway in east Congo, landing in lava:
A U.N.-run radio station says a passenger plane overshot a runway in eastern Congo and landed in lava, injuring 20 people. Radio Okapi said the plane was flying from Kinshasa to Goma on Thursday and passengers had warned the crew that there were heavy clouds. One passenger told the station that the plane had landed in lava near Goma’s airport. An official from the U.N. mission in Congo, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he does not have permission to speak with media, said there were 117 passengers aboard. They included the governor of North Kivu province, who was not hurt.
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Saturday, November 14th, 2009
Death Valley bones may be missing German tourists:
Skeletal remains found in Death Valley may belong to one or more of the four German tourists who vanished in searing summer heat 13 years ago, authorities said Friday.
Two hikers discovered the bones Thursday in a remote area of the famous Mojave Desert park. The hikers were search-and-rescue workers from Riverside County but they were off duty at the time, Inyo County sheriff’s spokeswoman Carma Roper said.
Identification for one of the missing tourists was found near the bones, she said.
“We’re fairly certain” that the remains are those of one or more of the long-missing visitors, Roper said. However, formally identifying the remains will be a long process, she said. The cause of death also must be determined.
“At this point, it’s being handled like a criminal investigation … but there is no evidence of foul play at this point,” Roper said.
The remains were found southeast of Goler Wash, a rugged area accessible only by 4-wheel-drive vehicles.
The area is several miles south of the spot where an abandoned minivan the tourists had rented was found months after they were reported missing.
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Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Caught on camera: naked love rival flees furious husband
Sun Meng has been given the cold shoulder by his community after the extraordinary picture of him cowering naked outside the flat were posted on the internet.
The terrified 25-year-old fled from the balcony window when he was caught in bed with the man’s wife at the married couple’s flat in Chengdu, central China.
Photographs of the anrgy showdown, taken by a startled neighbour, were uploaded to a local community website. They show Sun perched on the first floor ledge while his lover is confronted by her un-named husband inside.
“My family is ashamed and none of my own neighbours will talk to me any more,” said Sun.
“I know what I did was wrong but I was afraid he would kill me.”
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Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
California Assembyman Mike Duvall Quits Over Tape Bragging About Sex with Lobbyists:
A Republican state lawmaker from Southern California resigned Wednesday amid growing outrage over a videotape that caught him bragging in graphic detail about having sex with a female lobbyist and another woman.
Assemblyman Mike Duvall, whose votes on family-oriented legislation received high marks from conservative groups, said in a statement the furor over his comments had begun to divert attention from the work his fellow lawmakers were trying to finish during the final week of their session.
Duvall is married and has two adult children.
In a recording of a legislative hearing, Duvall can be heard talking about a recent sexual escapade with a woman he says is 18 years younger.
“I’m getting into spanking her,” Duvall is heard to say on the videotape. The other man asks if she likes it, too. Duvall responds: “She goes, ‘I know you like spanking me.’ I said, ‘Yeah, that’s ’cause you’re such a bad girl.’”
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Friday, August 7th, 2009
Cash-strapped Cuba says toilet paper running short
Cuba, in the grip of a serious economic crisis, is running short of toilet paper and may not get sufficient supplies until the end of the year, officials with state-run companies said on Friday.
Officials said they were lowering the prices of 24 basic goods to help Cubans get through the difficulties provoked in part by the global financial crisis and three destructive hurricanes that struck the island last year.
Cuba’s financial reserves have been depleted by increased spending for imports and reduced export income, which has forced the communist-led government to take extraordinary measures to keep the economy afloat.
“The corporation has taken all the steps so that at the end of the year there will be an important importation of toilet paper,” an official with state conglomerate Cimex said on state-run Radio Rebelde.
The shipment will enable the state-run company “to supply this demand that today is presenting problems,” he said. Cuba both imports toilet paper and produces its own, but does not currently have enough raw materials to make it, he said.
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Thursday, July 9th, 2009
Russia ’shot down its own planes’:
A report in a Russian military journal claims that half the planes Russia lost in its war with Georgia last year were shot down by friendly fire.The article, in the Moscow Defence Brief magazine, also claims that Russia lost a total of six military aircraft, two more than it is admitting to.
The report is highly critical of Russian forces during the brief war.
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It says there was a total absence of co-operation between the Russian army and the Russian air force, which led them to conduct completely separate campaigns.
Russian forces easily overwhelmed Georgian troops during the brief war.
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Saturday, July 4th, 2009
McAfee false-positive glitch fells PCs worldwide
IT admins across the globe are letting out a collective groan after servers and PCs running McAfee VirusScan were brought down when the anti-virus program attacked their core system files.
In some cases, this caused the machines to display the dreaded blue screen of death. Details are still coming in, but forums show that it’s affecting McAfee customers in Germany, Italy, and elsewhere.
A UK-based Reg reader, who asked to remain anonymous because he was not authorized by his employer to speak to the press, said the glitch simultaneously leveled half of a customer’s 140 machines after they updated to the latest virus signature file.
“Literally half of the machines were down with this McAfee anti-virus message IDing valid programs as having this trojan,” the IT consultant said. “Literally half the office switched off their PCs and were just twiddling their thumbs.”
…Based on anecdotes, the glitch appears to be caused when older VirusScan engines install DAT 5664, which McAfee seems to have pushed out in the past 24 hours. Affected systems then begin identifying a wide variety of legitimate – and frequently crucial – system files as malware. Files belonging to Microsoft Internet Explorer, drivers for Compaq computers, and even the McAfee-associated McScript.exe were being identified as a trojan called PWS!hv.aq, according to the posts and interviews.
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Saturday, July 4th, 2009
Amtrak train kills two in Alameda County:
Two people have been struck and killed by one Amtrak train in Alameda County.
One was killed in Berkeley, and another two hours later in Oakland.
The first fatality happened around 12:20 p.m. in Berkeley according to Amtrak officials.
After the accident the train was held at the crime scene until 1:50 p.m.
About thirty minutes later, after continuing on it’s route, the same train struck and killed another person in Jack London Square in Oakland.
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Monday, June 22nd, 2009
Girl with tattooed face admits she wanted all 56 stars
A TEENAGE girl who claimed 56 stars were tattooed on her face while she slept has admitted she lied and was awake the whole time.
London’s Daily Telegraph reported Kimberley Vlaminck, who said she fell asleep after asking for only three stars, lied because her father was “furious”.
She initially insisted she dozed had off after asking the tattooist for just three small stars – then woke in horror to find her face was covered.
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Wednesday, August 20th, 2008
Barack Obama’s ‘lost’ brother found in Kenya
The Italian edition of Vanity Fair said that it had found George Hussein Onyango Obama living in a hut in a ramshackle town of Huruma on the outskirts of Nairobi.
Mr Obama, 26, the youngest of the presidential candidate’s half-brothers, spoke for the first time about his life, which could not be more different than that of the Democratic contender.
“No-one knows who I am,” he told the magazine, before claiming: “I live here on less than a dollar a month.”
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Saturday, July 26th, 2008
Canadian Teen Dies After Being Buried in Hot Asphalt
A 15-year-old boy working on a construction site just north of Winnipeg, Manitoba, died Friday after he was buried under a mountain of searing-hot asphalt, fire officials said.
The boy, too young to work on construction jobs under Manitoba labor laws, was part of a paving crew working on a parking lot in the Winnipeg community of Stony Mountain.
“I believe (the truck) dumped off way too much asphalt unexpectedly,” said Stony Mountain fire chief Wallace Drysdale.
Drysdale said he was among the first on the scene, and “we just saw the hair sticking out” of the mound of asphalt. He said that crews could only work digging the boy out for four- or five-minute intervals because their feet were burning from the heat.
Police and labor officials were investigating.
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Monday, July 21st, 2008
Man blows up apartment spraying for bugs
A New Jersey man trying to exterminate insects in his apartment blew it up instead, the New York Daily News reported on Monday.
Isias Vidal Maceda was unhurt in the incident, but 80 percent of his apartment was destroyed, Eatontown, New Jersey police told the newspaper.
The accident occurred as Maceda was spraying for pests in his kitchen. Somehow the bug spray ignited a blast that blew out the apartment’s front windows and triggered a fire that quickly spread, the newspaper said.
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Monday, July 14th, 2008
Ravers lose sight at laser show
Dozens of partygoers at an outdoor rave near Moscow last week have lost partial vision after a laser light show burned their retinas, Russian health officials said on Monday.
Moscow city health department officials confirmed 12 cases of laser-blindness at the Central Ophthalmological Clinic, and daily newspaper Kommersant said another 17 were registered at City Hospital 32 in the centre of the capital.
Attendees at the July 5 Aquamarine Open Air Festival in Kirzhach, 80 km (50 miles) northeast of Moscow, began seeking medical help days after the show, complaining of eye and vision problems, health officials told Reuters.
“They all have retinal burns, scarring is visible on them. Loss of vision in individual cases is as high as 80 percent, and regaining it is already impossible,” Kommersant quoted a treating ophthalmologist as saying.
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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
Family buys new house – and finds 12-strong colony of illegal immigrants living in the LOFT
A family moved into their new home only to discover 12 illegal immigrants living in the roof.
Lee Bradley was inspecting the loft of his rented terraced house when he made the shock discovery.
Under the roof, a colony of Kosovan migrants had knocked down the wall between his house and the two adjoining properties to create living space for several families.
They had even brought in several deck chairs and a cupboard and the floor was littered with children’s toys.
Mr Bradley, 33, found them eating sandwiches.
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Tuesday, May 6th, 2008
Son wrecks dad’s prized Ferrari
It’s never fun calling dad after crashing his car – but when you’ve just wrecked his prized Ferrari you can bet you’re in for an earful.
A Melbourne man had to make that call on Saturday night after destroying the front end of his father’s Italian Stallion in a smash near Rod Laver Arena.
The front of the red sports car, which police said had been speeding, finished wrapped around a pole in the spectacular accident, which took place on Batman Avenue.
The car is an F360 Challenge Stradale, one of just 16 imported into Australia and New Zealand in 2004, with a price tag speeding past the $400,000 mark.
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Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
This house was a steal
The new buyers of a rundown graystone on the South Side showed up Jan. 9 to look at the house they won at a foreclosure auction. They took the plywood off the front door and went inside to make sure the utilities had been shut off. Then they called the police.
Sitting upright in the corner of a bedroom off the kitchen was a human skeleton in a red tracksuit. Next to him lay a dead dog. Neighbors told police the corpse was almost certainly Randy Johnson, a middle-age man who lived alone in the North Kenwood house.
The cause of Johnson’s death has not yet been determined, but it is just one of the mysteries about 4578 S. Oakenwald Ave. Somehow, Johnson’s house was transferred three times to new owners without anyone noticing he was inside. It’s a story involving forged deeds, a corrupt title company and a South Side family that has been under investigation for mortgage fraud.
Left holding the bag is Countrywide Home Loans, the nation’s largest mortgage lender and a company whose practices are being scrutinized by the Illinois attorney general’s office. Countrywide made mortgages of $450,000 on the property. Now it is likely to lose it all because it financed the sale of a home whose rightful owner was in no condition to sell.
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Thursday, February 28th, 2008
Biker surprise for Sydney robbers
Two armed robbers who targeted a Sydney bar that was hosting a bikers’ meeting must have “failed robber school”, said the club’s chairman.
The men stormed the bar brandishing machetes and wearing balaclavas – unaware that 50 bikers were holding a meeting in an adjoining room.
Alerted to the robbery, some of the bikers chased the men as they fled.
One was caught after trying to escape through a back door. He was later treated in hospital for minor injuries.
The other man ran off but was arrested by police in a street nearby.
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Monday, February 25th, 2008
Circus lion bites off 10-year-old boy’s arm in east China
A lion attacked a 10-year-old boy visiting a circus in eastern China, biting off his arm through the bars of its cage, state media said Monday.
The boy was looking at the lion Saturday at Wanfota Park in Mengcheng, a county in Anhui province, when the feline lunged and grabbed the boy with its paws, the Xinhua News Agency said.
“Park workers managed to pull the boy away, but his left arm had been torn away by the animal,” Xinhua said.
The reason behind the attack was not immediately clear. Doctors at the No. 1 People’s Hospital operated on the boy, Xinhua said.
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Tuesday, February 19th, 2008
Farting woman loses employment case
A woman who said she was relentlessly taunted by colleagues because of chronic flatulence has lost her discrimination claim, an employment tribunal confirmed today.
The woman, who cannot be named, claimed she was subjected to cruel jibes from staff at Leeds Metropolitan University because she suffered from severe irritable bowel syndrome.
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Monday, February 18th, 2008
Passed-out student loses fingers, toes
A University of Iowa student lost fingers and toes to frostbite after passing out in an alley for six hours during his walk home from downtown Iowa City bars early Sunday amidst subzero temperatures, police say.
The man, whom police would not identify because there is not a criminal complaint, reportedly had to have some fingers and toes amputated, Iowa City Police Sgt. Troy Kelsay said.
Police received a 911 call at 8:25 a.m. Sunday after employees of Bud Maas Concrete discovered a man who smelled of alcohol passed out in an alley at 300 N. Gilbert St. The temperature at the time was minus 4 degrees with a wind chill of minus 25 degrees, National Weather Service meteorologist Andy Ervin said.
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Sunday, February 17th, 2008
Waves sweep 2 off beaches – officials fear the worst
Waves swept two people off Northern California beaches Saturday, and authorities said their chances of survival are slim.
In northern Sonoma County, a woman trying to help her dog out of the rough surf was pulled in around 11:30 a.m., witnesses at a nearby lodge told police. Boats and helicopters from county, state and federal agencies searched the ocean and shoreline around Gualala Point Regional Park but could not locate her, said Lt. Scott Dunn of the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Department.
The U.S. Coast Guard suspended its search for a man who was swept off the rocks at the beach at Limekiln State Park south of Big Sur shortly after midnight early Saturday. The missing person is 27-year-old Christopher Partridge, said Petty Officer Jonathan Cilley, spokesman for the Coast Guard. Crews stopped looking for him around noon.
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Monday, February 11th, 2008
BlackBerry Service Out in N. America
A major service outage afflicted users of the popular, addictive BlackBerry smart phones across the United States and Canada on Monday, wireless carriers said.
Officials with AT&T Inc. and Verizon Wireless said BlackBerry maker Research in Motion Ltd. told them customers of all wireless carriers were affected.
It was not immediately clear how many BlackBerry subscribers had problems, as some users reported being able to access their service normally Monday afternoon.
The BlackBerry service, which lets users check e-mail and access other data services on their handheld devices, has become a lifeline for many business executives and is increasingly popular among consumers with models like the BlackBerry Pearl.
There was no word what caused the outage or when service would be restored.
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Thursday, January 31st, 2008
Paperwork prevents dead guy’s resurrection
Red tape is preventing a Polish man from returning from the dead.
Piotr Kucy, 38 and from the city of Polkowice in southwest Poland, was wrongly identified by authorities last August as a drowned man, only to show up a few days after his own funeral.
Despite pointing out the fact that he was alive to government officials, Kucy still remains dead in official records, stopping him from working and paying social insurance.
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Wednesday, January 30th, 2008
Flight to London makes emergency landing after co-pilot suffers mental breakdown
The co-pilot of a Heathrow-bound plane was dragged kicking and screaming from the cockpit after suffering a mental breakdown while in control of the flight.
He began yelling and “invoking God” as the Air Canada 767 flew at 37,000 feet over the Atlantic. He was held down by other crew members and a passenger, a member of the Canadian armed forces.
The co-pilot then had restraints fastened to his wrists and ankles and was handcuffed to a seat. The flight from Toronto made an emergency landing in Shannon and the co-pilot, who had been crying and screaming according to witnesses, was taken off the plane.
He was taken by ambulance to a psychiatric ward where he is being treated for a suspected nervous breakdown.
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Monday, January 28th, 2008
Chinese snow storms strand 200,000 at station in new year exodus
Driving sleet, freezing temperatures and a blanket of snow across southern China have paralysed trains and aircraft, stranding tens of millions of people trying to get home for the biggest holiday in the Chinese calendar.
The worst weather in 50 years pummelled swaths of central, southern and eastern China as migrant workers and students, business travellers and officials assigned to provincial postings battled for tickets to join their families for the lunar new year holiday.
The human tide strains public transport every year even though the authorities pull dozens of extra trains into service and lay on additional flights to try to cope. With new year’s day falling on February 7 this year, the bad weather has swept China just as the number of travellers is reaching its peak.
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Officials struggled to control an estimated 200,000 travellers at the station — a number expected to swell to 600,000 over the next couple of days. Temporary shelter was being arranged for the migrant workers in schools and conventions centres. Soldiers were deployed to stand guard around the station and police barked orders through bullhorns to try to maintain order.
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Friday, January 18th, 2008
Fan Mistakenly Shreds Playoff Ticket
A little housecleaning nearly cost the Rev. Walter Hermanns a seat at Sunday’s National Football Conference championship game. Hermanns, who has multiple sclerosis and uses a wheelchair, was getting some help from a friend last Friday when he asked him to take care of a stack of papers left in a bin for shredding.
When his friend got to four Green Bay Packers tickets bundled together with a rubber band, he took off the band, put one in the shredder and then stopped short.
“Something rang a bell and he said, ‘Are you sure you want to shred these?’” Hermanns said.
Too late. The ticket was in shreds.
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Tuesday, January 8th, 2008
Dog steps on gun, kills Baytown teacher
In a freak hunting accident, a Baytown man was killed over the weekend when his dog stepped on his loaded shotgun, triggering a discharge that penetrated his truck’s tailgate and then struck him, officials said.
Perry Alvin Price III was hunting on a lease near Stowell in Chambers County Saturday and had shot down a goose but had not seen where it landed, sheriff’s investigators said.
The 46-year-old math teacher from Baytown’s Robert E. Lee High School then put his shotgun in the back of his truck and was about to open the tailgate to release his tracking dog when the shotgun fired, investigators said. The blast struck Price in the thigh.
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Sunday, December 16th, 2007
Pup latches onto urinating man
A DRUNKEN man urinating through a fence got a nasty surprise when a playful puppy in the adjoining lot latched onto his member.
Kann Veasna took a break from drinking wine at a street stall to relieve himself through a hole in a fence, according to news agency DPA.
However a puppy spotted the Mr Veasna’s appendage as it poked through and apparently thinking it was a toy latched on, newspaper Rasmei Kampuchea reported.
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Sunday, December 16th, 2007
300-lb Man OK After 40-Foot Shaft Fall
A construction worker who fell about 40 feet down an elevator shaft is nearly unhurt, with no serious injuries. District of Columbia Fire and EMS spokesman Alan Etter said the man, who’s about 25 years old, was working on a house under construction in Southeast Washington Friday morning.
The worker, who Etter says weighs more than 300 pounds, was standing on a plywood platform in the elevator shaft at the top level of the house.
The board couldn’t support his weight and the man fell 40 feet down the shaft before he crashed into the basement. He broke two more platforms on his way down.
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Wednesday, December 12th, 2007
Man Spends Four Days Trapped in a Bathroom
A retired teacher who spent four days trapped in a freezing toilet says he survived by dipping his feet in hot water.
David Leggat was stuck in the bathroom at his bowling club with no food or contact with the outside world after the door jammed behind him.
The 55-year-old, who spent 16 hours of each day in darkness, was eventually freed after cleaner Cathy Scollay heard his cries for help and raised the alarm.
“There was no reason for anyone to come looking for him,” she said. “David looked awfully grey and shaky when he came out but he managed to walk up the road to his house.”
Hat tip to Kara!
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Wednesday, December 5th, 2007
String of drug gang killings of Mexican singers spreads fear
A wave of organized crime violence terrorizing many parts of Mexico is driving fear into the heart of the entertainment business with the murders of several popular musicians, suggesting no one is immune to the rampant brutality.
Most disquieting were the weekend slayings of two singers who had crooned only about love and loss, not drugs and guns like some “narcocorrido” celebrities killed in the past.
The murders of Sergio Gomez, lead performer for the top-selling group K-Paz de la Sierra, and Zayda Pena of the group Zayda and the Guilty Ones has mainstream singers worrying they may become targets by becoming identified with one or another of Mexico’s warring drug gangs.
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Some fear that singers, whether they have any links to drug cartels or not, are routinely “adopted” by drug gangs, which post Internet videos showing their members torturing and executing rivals to soundtracks of popular tunes.
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Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
Sperm donor pays maintenance to lesbians
A sperm donor who helped a lesbian couple have two children is now being forced to pay thousands of pounds for their upbringing, he said.
Andy Bathie, 37, agreed to assist Sharon and Terri Arnold – who were united in a religious blessing ceremony – after they assured him he would have no involvement in raising the boy and girl.
But after the couple split up he was tracked down by the Child Support Agency and forced to make regular maintenance payments.
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Monday, November 19th, 2007
Rat poison soup kills cook and clientele
It is a mistake all of us have made in the kitchen at one time or another.
Flustered by the heat from the stove and frustrated by the pressure of conjuring up the perfect beans on toast, we have all added the wrong ingredient at some point.
However, few of us have reached for a packet of rat poison instead of the jar of mixed herbs.
A cook in China killed himself and five other people when he inadvertently spiced up a dish with the lethal ingredient.
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Friday, October 19th, 2007
Man shot with flare gun called apparent suicide
A 79-year-old man shot himself in the mouth with a flare gun Thursday morning, in an incident that Town of Tonawanda police are calling an apparent suicide.
Emergency crews responding to the 8:52 a.m. call of a man down on an Elmwood Avenue front lawn took the man to Erie County Medical Center, where he died about an hour and a half later.
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Saturday, September 22nd, 2007
Cyber cheats married… to each other
A married couple are divorcing after they chatted each other up on the Internet using fake names.
Sana Klaric and husband Adnan poured their hearts out to each other over their marriage troubles.
Using the names ‘Sweetie’ and ‘Prince of Joy’ in a online chatroom, the pair thought they had found a soulmate with whom to spend the rest of their lives.
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Wednesday, September 19th, 2007
Man Bitten After Putting Snake in Mouth
Snake collector Matt Wilkinson of Portland grabbed a 20-inch rattler from the highway near Maupin, and three weeks later, to impress his ex-girlfriend, he stuck the serpent in his mouth.
He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat. Trauma doctors at the Oregon Health and Science University saved his life.
“You can assume alcohol was involved,” he said. Actually, not just beer. It was something he called a “mixture of stupid stuff.”
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Saturday, September 8th, 2007
U.S. regulators to probe credit rating agencies
Federal regulators said Friday they are reviewing the role credit-rating agencies played in the mortgage market debacle for borrowers with weak credit.
The Securities and Exchange Commission “has begun a review of credit rating agency policies and procedures,” SEC spokesman John Nester said Friday.
That review, he said, will include what ratings mean and whether conflicts of interest were created if rating agencies gave advice to issuers of mortgage debt and originators.
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Saturday, August 25th, 2007
Hot Air Balloon Crashes in Canada
A hot air balloon caught fire and crashed in an RV park and campground Friday evening, injuring as many as 11 people, police and a witness said. Two other people were unaccounted for.
The cause of the accident wasn’t known. Weather conditions were clear at the time of the sunset flight. At least three 30-foot RVs caught fire, said Don Randall, a witness who lives in the RV park. No one was reported hurt in those blazes.
Witnesses said passengers screamed and jumped to the ground as the balloon’s basket caught fire. The balloon reportedly took off from a grassy field with 12 passengers.
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Wednesday, July 25th, 2007
Oxygen tank lightning strike kills diver
A 36-year-old diver was killed off a Florida beach after lightning struck his oxygen tank, authorities have said.
The man, whose name was not immediately released, was diving with three others off a boat near Deerfield Beach on Sunday.
When he surfaced, ‘lighting struck his tank,’ said Deerfield Beach fire Chief Gary Fernaays. ‘He was approximately 30 feet from the boat at the time.’
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Friday, July 20th, 2007
Fisherman Nets Skull Fragment of Friend
A North Sea fisherman has netted a gruesome catch: a piece of skull belonging to his missing friend.
Barry Hunter picked the skull fragment out of his net in December while trawling near the mouth of the River Tyne, about 280 miles (450 kilometers) north of London, Northumbria police said in a statement.
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Tuesday, July 10th, 2007
Wrecking Ball Runs Amok In Pa. Town
A wrecking ball wreaked havoc on a small college town in northwest Pennsylvania on Monday.
Wrecking Ball Goes Wild
The 1,500-pound, 3-foot-wide ball broke loose from a crane cable and rolled nearly a mile downhill.
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It smashed more than a dozen vehicles and injured three people as it bounced from curb to curb.
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Tuesday, June 19th, 2007
Unwanted Result of Ballot Confusion: A Beerless Town
This sleepy Finger Lakes town, which does not lay claim to any actual lakefront, misses much of the tourism that helps support the picturesque region. Agriculture is the main industry here in this dot of a town of 1,800, where drivers have to yield to roosters that wander onto the road.
Without help, the nearest six-pack will soon be 10 miles from Potter.
There are no bars or liquor stores, but the town does have three restaurants and one small grocery, which has long sold beer, lots of beer.
Residents say that nearly two years ago they made a sobering mistake that has bedeviled them ever since. While trying to grant one of the restaurants permission to serve beer and wine with meals, voters unwittingly banned the sale of all alcohol in the town’s 37 square miles.
Hat tip to Joey!
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Friday, June 15th, 2007
Michael Moore’s ‘Sicko’ Leaked Onto Web
Michael Moore’s new documentary “Sicko” has been pirated and is now widely available for download on peer-to-peer content sites like www.thepiratebay.org.
Last week, the Oscar winning director announced that he’d decided to stash a copy of “Sicko” in Canada, in case the Federal government decided to impound it over an apparently unauthorized trip to Cuba made during its filming. As it turns out, the hard part won’t be getting the film released, but getting audiences to pay to see it now that its available for free.
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Thursday, June 14th, 2007
Woman jailed for testicle attack
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend’s testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: “That’s yours.”
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years.
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Thursday, June 7th, 2007
International Space Station holed by meteorite
A mini-meteorite has left a bullet-sized hole in a module of the
International Space Station (ISS), but the three-person US-Russian team of astronauts inside are not in danger, a Russian official said Wednesday.
The puncture, in an outer pumping component on the module, was detected in the Russia “Zaria” module of the station during a spacewalk by the two Russian cosmonauts on board, the spokesman for the Russian space agency, Vladimir Solovyev, said.
It was the first time a meteorite hole had been found on a module of the ISS. Several holes have been observed on the big solar panels that spread out from the orbiter.
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Wednesday, May 30th, 2007
Naples’s trash is a challenge politicians are flunking
Business at Pizzeria Napoli Nord is down 70 percent, and no one has the slightest doubt why: The reasons include egg shells, fermenting teddy bears, garlic, hair that looks human, boxes for blood pressure medicine, scuzzy wine bottles – all in an unbroken heap, at places two meters high, stretching the length of a football field along the curb to the pizzeria’s door.
It smells bad.
“If you see all this trash, you don’t have much desire to eat,” said the pizzeria owner, Vittorio Silvestri, 59, who, like most people in and around Naples these days, is very angry at the city’s leaders.
For a dozen years, Naples and surrounding towns like this one have periodically choked on refuse, but the last two weeks have flared into real crisis, as much political as sanitary. The trash began piling high in the streets as places to dump the region’s refuse officially filled up. The last legal dump closed on Saturday.
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Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
Man Sleeps Through Gunshot to the Head
Michael Lusher apparently is a sound sleeper. A small-caliber bullet struck the 37-year-old Altizer man in the head as he slept Sunday morning, but he didn’t realize it until he awoke nearly four hours later and noticed blood coming from his head, said Cpl. R.H. McQuaid of the Cabell County Sheriff’s Department.
The bullet that struck him was one of five that someone sprayed across his mobile home and truck at about 4:20 a.m. Sunday, McQuaid said. The one the struck Lusher apparently lost velocity as it traveled through two walls.
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Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007
Golfer dies after cart plunges off cliff
A golfer died Tuesday after his golf cart plunged 75 feet off a cliff and crashed onto a road below, authorities said.
The 65-year-old man teed off with three friends on the second hole of the Pala Mesa Resort Golf Course about 50 miles north of San Diego at around 10 a.m. and then got into his cart.
The vehicle veered off the concrete pathway, traveled down a 25-foot embankment and went over the edge of the cliff, California Highway Patrol spokesman Tom Kerns said.
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Sunday, May 20th, 2007
Japanese worked to death
A record number of Japanese literally worked themselves to death last year, the Government said, despite campaigns to ease their country’s notoriously long office hours.
The 355 workers who fell severely ill or died from overwork in the year to March was the highest number on record – up by 7.6 per cent from the previous year, the Ministry of Health, Welfare and Labour said. Of that total, 147 people died, many from strokes or heart attacks.
Death from overwork grew so common during Japan’s post-World War II economic miracle that the country coined a word for it, karoshi.
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Sunday, May 20th, 2007
Rite Aid Cleveland 10K takes a wrong turn
A wrong turn sent between 200 to 300 runners off course in today’s Rite Aid Cleveland 10K race. So instead of running 6.1 miles some of them ran close to 9 miles. And now the results of the 10K race are in chaos.
According to racers and race officials, a police officer at the two-mile mark of the race (see a map of the route) diverted the lead car guiding 10K competitors through the course. Highway cones had been misplaced in the area, and some racers in the Cleveland marathon who were walking the area had also created a bottleneck.
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Wednesday, May 16th, 2007
Panama: Toothpaste killed 51 people last year
Health experts confirmed Tuesday that two brands of toothpaste pulled from shelves contain the same chemical that killed at least 51 people in the Central American country last year.
Authorities seized about 50 tubes of toothpaste labeled “Excel” and “Mr. Cool” from a Panama City store last week after a customer noticed their labels said they contained the chemical diethylene glycol. Experts at the University of Panama confirmed through tests that the toothpastes contained about a 2.5% level of the chemical.
Health Ministry General Secretary Francisco Sucre said that the levels, “as far we know, don’t cause damage,” but the ministry urged consumers not to use the products.
“This toxic substance should not be in the contents … of a dental product,” the ministry said in a statement. It noted the substance, which is apparently used as a substitute for a more expensive sweetener and thickener, “is prohibited for use in cosmetics, foods and pharmaceuticals.”
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Wednesday, May 9th, 2007
Man Dies in Parking Lot Dance Competition
A man died while trying to outdo a rival with an acrobatic move while “battle dancing,” police said. Robert Stitt, 48, and his rival were competing in a parking lot Monday night when he tried a forward flip and landed on his head. “It was just two guys dancing. Everybody was laughing,” Stitt’s friend John Boxley said.
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Sunday, May 6th, 2007
Hindenburg Survivors Mark 70th Anniversary of Crash
At 87, Robert Buchanan says he sometimes has trouble remembering what he did 10 minutes ago. But he can recall in vivid detail the day 70 years ago when he watched the luxurious airship Hindenburg erupt into a fireball.Flames roared across the surface of the mighty German dirigible only 100 or so feet above him, singeing his hair as he ran for his life.
“It was a piff-puff, just like someone would leave the gas on and not get the flame to it,” said Buchanan, one of the last living members of the ground crew waiting to help the Hindenburg land.
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Friday, May 4th, 2007
The Boeing 737 stuck in city road:
Residents of the Indian city of Mumbai (Bombay) are wondering how long it will take to remove a disused Boeing 737 that has been abandoned in a busy road. The decommissioned aircraft was being driven through the city at the weekend when the driver got lost and then abandoned the plane.
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It appears that after taking a wrong turn, the driver found himself facing a flyover that was too low for him to take the plane under.
The driver has not been seen since and no-one is assuming responsibility for the 737.
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Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007
Owner lay dead while pair toured her home
A Janesville real estate agent can’t believe she didn’t realize that a form on the bed at a house she showed Monday night was a woman who apparently had been dead for two weeks.
“I’ve smelled death. I know what death smells like,” she said. “I can’t believe my sinuses were that bad.”
Linda Chabucos-Galow, a realtor with Shorewest, was showing the east side house at 1160 N. Claremont Drive to Justin and Colleen McKeen.
Chabucos-Galow stood in the dining room while the couple walked through the house. She heard Colleen scream as the couple stood at the doorway of the front bedroom.
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Tuesday, May 1st, 2007
Trapeze Artist Dies During Performance Without Net in California
A circus trapeze artist working without a net fell 40 feet to his death during a performance, authorities said. Roberto Valenzuela, 35, of Brownsville, Texas, fell headfirst and died Monday night, said Sgt. Jacqueline Gonzalez of the Los Angeles County Police Department. He was performing with Circo Hermanos Vazquez (Vazquez Brothers Circus.) The troupe had traveled from Mexico for the show at the Whittier Narrows Recreation Area, Gonzalez said.
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Friday, April 27th, 2007
When teenage partygoers go bad:
The danger of MySpace turning teenage parties into apocalyptic gatecrasher magnets has had parents scratching their heads. But even with security guards, wristbands, and a strict guest-list a party can still end in carnage, writes Monica Fuller in our reader’s column.
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Wednesday, April 18th, 2007
Molten steel shower kills 32 workers in China
At least 32 workers were killed and two injured Wednesday when they were engulfed by molten steel at a metal factory in northeast China, the government said.
The accident was triggered when a steel ladle, with a capacity of 30 tonnes of liquid steel, sheared off from the blast furnace, spilling molten metal onto the factory floor some three metres (three yards) below.
The molten steel then engulfed an adjacent room where all the victims were gathered for a routine shift change, the State Work Safety Administration said in a report.
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Saturday, April 14th, 2007
Suds Fill Streets in Idaho, Alaska
City streets got an unscheduled cleaning as a sudsy citrus-scented foam erupted from manhole covers like geysers.
The bubbles spewed from a three-block stretch on the city’s east side Thursday after American Linen accidentally released detergent into the municipal sewer lines. The combination of gravity and churning water whipped the soap into a sudsy foam.
“We have never had a situation like this before,” said Vince Trimboli, the public works spokesman.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Jet’s flaming space junk scare
Pieces of space junk from a Russian satellite coming out of orbit narrowly missed hitting a jetliner over the Pacific Ocean overnight. The pilot of a Lan Chile Airbus A340, which was travelling between Santiago, Chile, and Auckland, New Zealand, notified air traffic controllers at Auckland Oceanic Centre after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane about 10pm.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
History 1980-2000 has disappeared into the ether. Sorry
We know what was written in the first telegram, sent by Samuel F. B. Morse in 1844: “What hath God wrought?” We know the words spoken by Alexander Graham Bell when he made the first telephone call in 1876, to his assistant, Thomas Watson: “Mr Watson — come here — I want to see you.” (The “polite telephone manner” had not yet been invented.) But we have absolutely no idea what was said in the first e-mail, just 35 years ago.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Woman Impaled in Face With Pipe, Survives
A pipe kicked up by another car broke through a driver’s windshield and pierced the woman’s face and neck, officials said. Brenda Shaw, 36, was impaled Monday after the car in front of her on Interstate 15 ran over the pipe. It was several feet long and 1 1/2 to 2 inches in diameter, officials said. It may have fallen off a construction truck, said Utah Highway Patrol Trooper Preston Raban.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Purdue student’s body found in electrical closet
A body found slumped over machinery in a dormitory’s high-voltage utility room was identified Tuesday as a 19-year-old Purdue University student who vanished in January, school officials said.
A maintenance worker investigating a “pinging” sound on Monday discovered the body of Wade Steffey, a freshman who was last seen in the area January 13 after he left a fraternity party. The Tippecanoe County coroner identified the body Tuesday.
It appeared Steffey tripped and fell onto a power transformer, Purdue spokeswoman Jeanne Norberg said. “He is believed to have died instantly,” she said.
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Friday, March 16th, 2007
The day the news turned hardcore
And here is the news: the news has been replaced by porn.
Television viewers in Phoenix, Arizona were intrigued to notice that a health news show – fronted by hyper-respectable anchor Tom Brokaw – cut out during the broadcast, to be replaced by scenes of hardcore pornography.
The porn, which appeared on local station KPPX-TV on Monday night, prompted a spurt of calls to the station, local media, and to the cable provider (who, amusingly, are called Cox Communications).
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Saturday, March 10th, 2007
Bugatti Veyron in world’s most expensive crash
An as yet unnamed driver crashed a rented Bugatti Veyron on Sunday in what is being described as “the world’s costliest road accident”.
The £830,000 supercar, which Times columnist Jeremy Clarkson memorably described last year as being “as fast as a Hawker Hurricane” was travelling in the wet at speeds in the region of 100mph along a 40mph stretch of the B375 near Chertsey, Surrey when the driver lost control and collided with a Vauxhall Astra before ploughing into a 3ft bank.
The passenger of the Vauxhall was a pregnant woman who has since been released from hospital after tests.
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Friday, March 9th, 2007
‘Jackass’ copycat lands in hospital
Attempts to duplicate a movie stunt landed one man in the hospital with burned genitals and another facing criminal charges. The men were trying to do a stunt from one of the “Jackass” movies, in which a character lights his genitals on fire. Jared W. Anderson, 20, suffered serious burns to his hands and genitals, according to the criminal complaint. Randell D. Peterson, 43, who sprayed lighter fluid on Anderson and lit him on fire, was charged with felony battery and first-degree reckless endangerment Tuesday in Eau Claire County Court.
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Sunday, March 4th, 2007
Rats stalk UN corridors of power
The United Nations headquarters in New York is infested with rats, mice, worms and even salt-water eels, according to staff members.
The crumbling 40-acre complex on Manhattan’s East River, built in the 1950s, is due to undergo a $1 billion five-year refurbishment starting next year – a renovation, it seems, that cannot come soon enough. Staff have complained to Aramark, which provides food to the thousands of delegates and assistants who work there, that some lunches served in the canteen have been nibbled by rodents.
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Saturday, March 3rd, 2007
Body parts delivered to Michigan home
A Michigan couple expecting a delivery of furniture parts say they were surprised to receive human body parts instead. The two packages from China — which included a liver and part of a head — were mistakenly dropped off at the couple’s home this week. They say a DHL express driver thought the bubble-wrapped items were pieces for a table.
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Thursday, March 1st, 2007
Girl’s Five Weeks of Hiccups Suddenly Stop
After trying countless remedies and attracting national media attention, Jennifer Mee said her hiccups suddenly stopped around 5 p.m. Wednesday. No one is certain why. “Right now, my nose is burning and my throat hurts,” she told the St. Petersburg Times, but she said she felt a lot better than she has in weeks.
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Thursday, March 1st, 2007
Italian granny finds grenade in groceries
A 74-year-old Italian grandmother who bought a sack of potatoes at her local market found a live grenade among the spuds. “I found a bomb in the potatoes,” Olga Mauriello said. “I went to the market to buy some potatoes, and that’s where the bomb was. But this bomb was covered in dirt, and I put it in water and got all dirt off. And then I realized, ‘It’s a bomb!’”
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Monday, February 26th, 2007
11 Dead, Over 100 Hurt at Kite Flying Festival in Pakistan
At least 11 people died and more than 100 people were injured at an annual spring festival in eastern Pakistan celebrated with the flying of thousands of colorful kites, officials said Monday.
The deaths and injuries were caused by stray bullets, sharpened kite-strings, electrocution and people falling off rooftops on Sunday at the conclusion of the two-day Basant festival, said Ruqia Bano, spokeswoman for the emergency services in the city of Lahore.
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Wednesday, February 21st, 2007
Man Returns Home, Trips on Corpse
A Haight-Ashbury man returning home from an extended vacation tripped and fell on a corpse in his bedroom after finding his apartment had been ransacked, police said.
Authorities have not released the name of the resident or the victim, identified only as a white male, but are treating the death as suspicious, said Sgt. Neville Gittens.
The resident had just come back from a two-week visit in Humboldt County when he made the grisly discovery Monday, Gittens said.
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Saturday, February 17th, 2007
70-Year-Old Man Found Dead in Front of TV a Year Later
Vincenzo ‘Vinnie’ Ricardo was the proverbial tree that fell in the forest: No one knew.
From what police in Hampton Bays, N.Y., can determine, the 70-year-old was sitting alone watching TV in his two-story home when he died.
That was more than a year ago, and when workers were summoned to his house last week after a report that freezing temperatures had caused the home’s pipes to burst, they found Ricardo’s mummified body still sitting on the couch, the TV still on.
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Thursday, February 15th, 2007
Dog’s Ear Severed, Glued On By Groomer, Owner Says
Anni Sheriffius said she was trying to wash off what she thought was dirt on her dog Jasmine’s ear when the ear fell off.
Sheriffius rushed her dog to the veterinarian to learn that the dog’s ear had been cut off by a dog groomer and super-glued back on.
“And I saw the ear float away, and it freaked me out,” Sheriffius said.
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Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
SUV Plows Into Theater As Moviegoers Watch “Dreamgirls”
Some moviegoers in Torrington, Connecticut got to see some real-life action unfold as they were watching the movie “Dreamgirls” on Monday night.
During the 7:00pm showing at the six-theater multiplex, a white sport utility vehicle smashed through a wall of the theater while the audience was watching the movie.
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Monday, February 12th, 2007
‘Mountains Of Trash’ Inside Car Blamed For Crash
Police in West Yarmouth said there was so much trash in 53-year-old Ann Ann Biglan’s Ford Focus that some of it fell onto the gas and brake pedals, causing her to lose control. While losing control, Biglan drove through a post office parking space, over the curb and across a freeway.
Hat tip to Kara!
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Sunday, February 11th, 2007
Candy Had Finger Surprise Inside
A man in Germany was put off his Italian chocolate treat when he noticed that a bump in the bar was not a nut but part of a human finger. “He found a fingertip, complete with fingernail, right in the middle of the bar,” said a police spokesman in the town of Mainz, close to Frankfurt.
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Sunday, February 11th, 2007
Truck Spills 165,000 Eggs on Va. Highway
Drivers on their way to breakfast in northern Virginia on Saturday found it all over the road after nearly 165,000 eggs spilled out of an overturned tractor-trailer on the Capital Beltway. “It looked like a large omelet,” said Michael Karbonski, of the Virginia Department of Transportation.
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Sunday, February 11th, 2007
Man shot while snorkeling in Ore. river
William Roderick, 60, of Reedsport, has been charged with assault, being a felon in possession of a firearm, and possession of methamphetamine and marijuana. He was being held in the county jail.
Roderick told deputies he thought Cheesman was a nutria swimming in the Smith River near Reedsport, about 90 miles southwest of Eugene, and shot him with a .22-caliber rifle, police said.
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Saturday, February 10th, 2007
Truck Spills 40 Tons of Cow Intestines:
About 40 tons of cow intestines and bones spilled onto a major highway after a truck driver became distracted by his digital music player and his semitrailer tipped over, officials said.
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Saturday, February 3rd, 2007
Biden Tells Dems He Regrets Obama Remark
Sen. Joe Biden expressed regret Saturday for describing presidential rival Barack Obama as an articulate and clean African-American, trying to stem damage to his nascent 2008 campaign. “So, how was your week?” Biden, D-Del., said as he took the podium at the Democratic National Committee’s winter meeting. He broke into a wide smile and then a chuckle as audience members laughed. Then he turned serious.
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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
Raw Sewage Hell For Residents
FURIOUS residents in a Gwent town say they are having to cope with raw sewage running past their front doors. And one of those involved, Pontypool pensioner, Raymond Morgan, said he is concerned about health risks to himself and his wife Emily.
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Wednesday, January 24th, 2007
Aliens ask wrong people in van about work
Federal agents taking a break from an unrelated assignment yesterday arrested 24 illegal aliens at a Fells Point 7-Eleven after the men attempted to solicit “underground” employment from the agents.
U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents were stopped in the convenience store parking lot when the group of Hispanic men approached the agents’ unmarked vehicles, ICE spokesman Marc Raimondi said.
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Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
Toddler Dies After Head Crushed in Florida Car Wash
Jaharra Brown slipped out of her aunt’s car while her mother and aunt vacuumed their cars Thursday. She wandered into the car wash, which was about 35 feet from the car, police said.
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Wednesday, January 17th, 2007
BRISTOL’S OUT FOR MR PORN
ANGRY homeowners called on the police yesterday to stop a house on their “lovely” estate being used to make porn films. They claim adult filmmaker James Edwards has shot sex movies in full view of his neighbours. They say women have exposed themselves on the drive of his £400,000 house in Bradley Stoke, Bristol.
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Sunday, January 14th, 2007
Shot boar turns out to be woman
Hunter Jens Gruber, 26, was in a hide in the Zwentendorf forest in Lower Austria when he thought he heard ‘distinctive boar sounds’ and saw something ’snuffling along the ground in the distance’. After taking his shot he burst through the bushes to discover forester Brigitte Zoch, 49.
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