It’s a battle of pop culture titans as two empires — one high-tech, one high-rise — clash in explosive PR fury. Since these two heavyweight memes have climbed into the competitive media ring of their own volition, we thought we’d size them up for you. As Stephen Colbert would say: “Pick a side — we’re at war!”
iPhone: Simple to use.
Paris Hilton: Simple.
iPhone: Questionable protection against viruses.
Paris Hilton: Has herpes.
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