Archive for March, 2007
Saturday, March 31st, 2007
‘Nazi’ Pope helped Jews flee Holocaust
Pius XII, the wartime pontiff often condemned as “Hitler’s Pope”, was actually considered an enemy by the Third Reich, according to newly discovered documents. Several letters and memos unearthed at a depot used by the Stasi, the East-German secret police, show that Nazi spies within the Vatican were concerned at Pius’s efforts to help displaced Poles and Jews. In one, the head of Berlin’s police force tells Joachim von Ribbentropp, the Third Reich’s foreign minister, that the Catholic Church was providing assistance to Jews “both in terms of people and financially”.
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Saturday, March 31st, 2007
Mastrubating tresspasser booted from frat
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch. While fraternity members were eating in the dining room, a woman entered the house’s living room, took off her clothes and started masturbating, said LSA junior Dan Nye, the president of the Washtenaw Avenue fraternity. No one saw the woman enter the house or knew how she got in. Nye said she could have entered through the front door, which was left propped open while it was being repaired. Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
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Friday, March 30th, 2007
Brawl halts team sports in Greece:
Greek authorities have cancelled all team sports matches for two weeks after a mass brawl between rival women’s volleyball fans left one man dead.
“All team sports will be suspended… until 13 April,” a government spokesman said after a cabinet meeting called to discuss the violence.
The pitched battle took place between fans of Olympiakos Piraeus and Panathinaikos near Athens. Witnesses say about 300 fans fought using clubs, knives and stones.
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Friday, March 30th, 2007
N.Y. gallery cancels naked chocolate Jesus exhibit
A Manhattan art gallery canceled on Friday its Easter-season exhibit of a life-size chocolate sculpture depicting a naked Jesus, after an outcry by Roman Catholics. The sculpture “My Sweet Lord” by Cosimo Cavallaro was to have been exhibited for two hours each day next week in a street-level window of the Roger Smith Lab Gallery in Midtown Manhattan.
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Friday, March 30th, 2007
In court, man turns out to be woman!
What a story from the Hamilton County, Tennessee courts building; a man charged with molesting a teen, is actually a woman!
In court today, Prosecutors revealed that 42 year old Alexander Cross is actually a woman. Her given name is Elaine Cross, she legally changed it to Alexander. How did prosecutors find out Cross was a woman? After she had been in the Hamilton County jail for 10 days in January, someone noticed she was actually a female while she was taking a shower. She was immediately moved to female isolation.
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Friday, March 30th, 2007
Michael Jackson wants Vegas robot:
Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports. The pop legend is currently understood to be living in the city, as he considers making a comeback after 2004’s turbulent child sex case. It has now been claimed that his plans include an elaborate show in Vegas, which would feature the giant Jacko striding around the desert, firing laser beams. If built, the metal monster would apparently be visible to aircraft as they come in to land in the casino capital.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Poland plans laws to ban communist symbols
Poland’s conservative Law and Justice (PiS) government of Prime Minister Jaroslaw Kaczynski has drafted laws intended to ‘remove the symbols of communist rule from public life.’If passed by parliament, the use of the names of communist leaders for streets, schools, bridges, parks or even ships, planes and trains would be banned, Poland’s TVN24 news channel reported Thursday.
The draft would also annul all medals, orders and honorary titles issued by communist authorities from 1944 until the collapse of communism in 1989.
The proposed laws are in line with a PiS drive to remove the vestiges of the communist system from life in Poland.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
A mysterious aerial device falls in Somalia.:
A mysterious device looking like a satellite or UFO has landed and spotted near buulo burde town in south Somalia. Villagers report that the device fell five days ago in area which lies forty kilo meters north of Buulo burde town. The device is occupying in an area of one hundred Meters Square as villagers who spotted this device confirmed to Shabelle Radio.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Semi-identical twins discovered:
Scientists have revealed details of the world’s only known case of “semi-identical” twins. The journal Nature says the twins are identical on their mother’s side, but share only half their genes on their father’s side. They are the result of two sperm cells fertilising a single egg, which then divided to form two embryos – and each sperm contributed genes to each child. Each stage is unlikely, and scientists believe the twins are probably unique.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Stunt man films himself skiing down Underground escalator
A man who filmed himself skiing down a London Underground escalator is being investigated by police.
The 60-second film, which has been viewed by more than 100,000 people on the internet, shows the man hurtling down the 100 metre (300ft) escalator at Angel station in North London at a speed of more than 30mph.
In the footage, shot from a camera in the man’s helmet, passengers can be seen strolling past as he fixes his skis at the top of the escalator. He then launches himself down the stairs, arriving to applause at the bottom seven seconds later.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Doohan Memorial Spaceflight Set for April 27-28
The first rocket launch to memorialize James Doohan by taking a portion of his cremated remains into space has been set for Saturday, April 28, in New Mexico, with a public memorial planned for the day prior.
The memorial service will be held at the New Mexico Museum of Space History in Alamogordo on Friday, April 27. The Saturday launch will take place at New Mexico’s new “Spaceport America” location adjacent to the White Sands Missile Range. A specific time of day has not yet been set for either event. Both the memorial and viewing of the launch will be open to the general public. Doohan’s widow, Wende, will be present at both events, and other special guests may be announced later.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
South Park depicts the Queen’s suicide after plot to conquer US fails
South Park, the cartoon series that has pushed the bounds of taste for a decade, has perhaps produced its most spectacularly offensive episode yet.
Certainly Her Majesty is unlikely to be amused by a programme that shows her blowing her brains out.
The scene begins with a clearly alarmed Queen receiving a call on her mobile telling her that an evil British plot to conquer America has gone awry.
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Thursday, March 29th, 2007
Star Wars stamps unveiled in US
Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia are among the characters featured on a set of US stamps marking 30 years of the Star Wars films. A set of 15 stamps is being issued as a poster, and members of the public will be asked to vote for their favourite. The set will go on sale on 25 May, shortly after the basic US postage rate is raised to 41 cents (21p).
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
$1 parking ticket from 1980 finally paid:
A $1 parking ticket from 1980 has been paid off, after the offender sent the payment along with a $3 late fee to police — without giving a name. “It’s kind of cool that someone took the time to take care of their obligation after 26 years,” police Capt. Mike Babe told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel for a story posted online Monday. “Maybe their conscience got to them.”
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
15 million gallons of sewage disappears
About 15 million gallons of partially treated sewage water disappeared from a 250,000-square-foot storage lagoon into a sinkhole, but officials don’t know where it went after that. Kent County utility operator Nathan Danenberg, who runs the sewage treatment system for Sand Lake, discovered the leak in the 8-foot-deep lagoon on Friday while taking samples. It wasn’t clear when or why the leak occurred.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Race horses a target in Hong Kong?
It was a device worthy of Rube Goldberg or Wile E. Coyote: a dozen remote-controlled launching tubes secretly buried in the turf at Hong Kong’s most famous horse race track last week, armed with compressed air to fire tiny, liquid-filled darts into the bellies of horses at the starting gate.
No horses were hurt, because the track supervisor noticed something underfoot before racing started, discovered the elaborate mechanism concealed by grass-colored tape and called in a police bomb squad to remove it.
But the discovery of the device, equipped with elaborate electronic controls, has raised concerns about security during the six Olympic equestrian events to be held in Hong Kong next year.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
National Self-Respect Powerful Weapon for Building Prosperous Country:
National self-respect is a powerful weapon for building a great prosperous powerful nation and a mighty treasured sword for ushering in a great heyday of Songun Korea, declares Rodong Sinmun in an article Tuesday. The author of the article continues:
The deep national self-respect of the Korean people serves as an ideological and moral source giving full play to the political and ideological might of the DPRK and the motive force in building an economic power with their own efforts, forcing the way through whatever ordeals and difficulties.
To consider that our leader and party are the best and so are our idea and socialism of our style is the Korean nation-first spirit cherished in the hearts of all the people.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Mysterious hexagon spotted above Saturn
A mysterious giant hexagon lies above Saturn’s north pole, captured by cameras on Nasa’s Cassini Orbiter. Spanning 25,000km – equivalent to the width of two planet Earths – the bizarre geometric feature appears to remain virtually still in the atmosphere as clouds swirl around it.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
The looming sinkhole crisis
WHEN THEY SAW the recent pictures of a giant sinkhole in Guatemala, some folks in Los Angeles may have thought: “It could never happen here.”
They’re wrong.
The Guatemala City sinkhole that killed three people and swallowed dozens of homes was formed by the same thing that creates sinkholes in Los Angeles. Not weather. Not an act of God. Not strange rock. Bad sewer pipes created this sinkhole. And the problem is getting worse, around the world and in the United States.
Last year was the worst ever in the U.S. for sinkholes. Almost every state in the country experienced record problems.
In San Diego, the mayor held a news conference near a yawning abyss. A 64-year-old Brooklyn woman fell into a 5-foot-deep sinkhole in front of her house.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Wife cut off hubby’s manhood:
A Chinese woman escaped jail after she cut off her husband’s penis and threw it out of the window.
The man drove himself to hospital – but doctors couldn’t reattach the organ as it had been eaten by a dog, reports Jinling Evening Post.
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He said: “My wife was holding a large part of my penis, and I pleaded with her to send me to hospital immediately, but she refused firmly, and when I pleaded with her to give me back the cut penis, she threw it out of the window.”
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Group captures dog-sized ‘monster’ toad
An environmental group said Tuesday it had captured a “monster” toad the size of a small dog. With a body the size of a football and weighing nearly 2 pounds, the toad is among the largest specimens ever captured in Australia, according to Frogwatch coordinator Graeme Sawyer. “It’s huge, to put it mildly,” he said. “The biggest toads are usually females but this one was a rampant male … I would hate to meet his big sister.”
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
N.C. town seizes 80 sheep living as pets
About 30 sheep being kept at a suburban home were euthanized Tuesday after some of the flock were found grazing on floral arrangements in a cemetery, authorities said. Animal cruelty charges were pending against the owner. David Watts kept about 80 of the animals in his crumbling house in this Raleigh suburb, police said.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Dog saves owner with modified Heimlich
Toby, a 2-year-old golden retriever, saw his owner choking on a piece of fruit and began jumping up and down on the woman’s chest. The dog’s owner believes the dog was trying to perform the Heimlich maneuver and saved her life.
Debbie Parkhurst, 45, of Calvert told the Cecil Whig newspaper she was eating an apple at her home Friday when a piece lodged in her throat. She attempted to perform the Heimlich maneuver on herself but it didn’t work. After she began beating on her chest, she said Toby noticed and got involved.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Jet’s flaming space junk scare
Pieces of space junk from a Russian satellite coming out of orbit narrowly missed hitting a jetliner over the Pacific Ocean overnight. The pilot of a Lan Chile Airbus A340, which was travelling between Santiago, Chile, and Auckland, New Zealand, notified air traffic controllers at Auckland Oceanic Centre after seeing flaming space junk hurtling across the sky just five nautical miles in front of and behind his plane about 10pm.
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Wednesday, March 28th, 2007
Clashes erupt at Paris’ Gare du Nord
Riot police firing tear gas and brandishing batons clashed Tuesday with bands of youths who shattered windows and looted shops at a major Paris train station, and officials said seven people were arrested.
Officers and police dogs charged at groups of marauding youths, some of them wearing hoods, who mingled with commuters and travelers at the Gare du Nord — one of Paris’ most important transport hubs
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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
Russian Killed Outside Trial in Ukraine
A Russian businessman allied with Ukraine’s president was killed by a sniper Tuesday as he was escorted from a courthouse during a break in his extortion trial, a government official said.
Maksim Kurochkin, 38, was hit by a bullet fired from a building next to the court, said Volodymyr Polishchuk, an Interior Ministry official. A police officer guarding the businessman was seriously wounded.
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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
Sewage ‘tsunami’ kills four in Gaza:
At least four Palestinians drowned in a tsunami of raw sewage on Tuesday when a water treatment reservoir burst, flooding a village in the northern Gaza Strip.
The deluge, triggered by the collapse of a septic system aid organisations had long warned was dangerously overburdened, submerged dozens of homes in the Bedouin farming village of Umm al-Nasr beneath a cesspool of foul-smelling effluent.
Two women, one more than 70 years old, and two toddlers aged one and two died in the flood. Fifteen people were injured and scores more are still missing, according to Palestinian medics.
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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
Charges Dropped In Goat Spray-Painting Case:
Criminal charges have been dropped against a Mahopac man whom police charged last fall with animal cruelty and burglary for breaking into a barn and spray-painting three goats.
Drew Gagnon, 37, was arrested in November after police said he broke into the barn on Croton Falls Road early Thanksgiving morning and used orange spray paint on the genitals of the three goats owned by the Fiero family.
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Tuesday, March 27th, 2007
Polar rival finds fame too much to bear
Just days after Knut the polar bear cub warmed even the most satirical of hearts, tragedy has struck Berlin zoo with the death of the panda Yan Yan. A dead panda is a bad thing. But that’s not all. There are accusations in the German press that Knut was in part responsible, with the disruption from the visitors who crowded the zoo at the weekend leading to the 22-year-old’s untimely demise.
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Monday, March 26th, 2007
Horses at risk from virus that kills in four hours
A deadly virus that kills horses is poised to arrive in Britain as a result of climate change, scientists warned.
African horse sickness, which is spread by the Culicoides midge, kills 90 per cent of horses that catch it. The disease causes bleeding, breathing difficulties, colic and death within four hours of catching the virus.
The Government-funded Institute for Animal Health (IAH) described the virus as “probably the worst horse disease on the planet”.
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Monday, March 26th, 2007
German neo-Nazi crime rate sets new high:
Crimes committed by neo-Nazis and other right-wing extremists in Germany reached their highest level last year since reunification in 1990, a newspaper reported on Monday.
The crime rate rose by 14 percent to more than 18,000 extremist offences, Tagesspiegel daily said, in an advance release of a story to run on Tuesday.
Of the 18,000 offences, 1,100 were acts of violence — an 8 percent rise from the previous year, it said, citing federal police figures.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Bad news – we are way past our ‘extinct by’ date
Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice, wrote Robert Frost. But whatever is to be our fate, it is now overdue.
After analysing the eradication of millions of ancient species, scientists have found that a mass extinction is due any moment now.
Their research has shown that every 62 million years – plus or minus 3m years – creatures are wiped from the planet’s surface in massive numbers.
And given that the last great extinction occurred 65m years ago, when dinosaurs and thousands of other creatures abruptly disappeared, the study suggests humanity faces a fairly pressing danger. Even worse, scientists have no idea about its source.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Fingers point to Mafia as ancient column is smashed to pieces
Police sealed off one of the grandest houses in the ancient city of Pompeii yesterday after a tall column was found smashed. Officials at the site fear the destruction is a sign that Mafia gangs are trying to intimidate them.
Pompeii is Italy’s most popular tourist destination, drawing 2.5 million visitors every year. And the house of Obellio Firmo is one of its most important. The villa’s owner was a leading figure in the city’s political life: at his funeral – before the fatal eruption of AD 79 – 10kg of incense was burned, at vast expense.
The column stood in the villa’s garden. No one yet knows exactly how or why it toppled over. The House of Obellio Firmo is being restored, and a high scaffolding next to the column was also found on its side: possibly wind or vandals caused the scaffolding to smash into the column.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
NASA Engineers Work on New Spacesuits
In labs at Johnson Space Center, away from the buzz about NASA’s new spaceship and its new missions to the moon and Mars, a group of engineers are plodding away at another piece of the puzzle: spacesuits.
Astronaut apparel has evolved over the decades from Mercury’s aluminum foil-looking outfits to the bulky, 275-pound whites now used on jaunts outside the space station. While it’s too early in the process to know how the new suits will look, the space agency is hoping to make new suits both high-tech and low-maintenance.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
History 1980-2000 has disappeared into the ether. Sorry
We know what was written in the first telegram, sent by Samuel F. B. Morse in 1844: “What hath God wrought?” We know the words spoken by Alexander Graham Bell when he made the first telephone call in 1876, to his assistant, Thomas Watson: “Mr Watson — come here — I want to see you.” (The “polite telephone manner” had not yet been invented.) But we have absolutely no idea what was said in the first e-mail, just 35 years ago.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Coast Guard: 2 Recovered Alive After Falling From Cruise Ship
A man and woman fell overboard from the cruise ship into the Gulf of Mexico but were recovered alive after a four-hour search, a Coast Guard spokeswoman in New Orleans said. It wasn’t clear how the two fell overboard. Their ship, Princess Cruise’s Grand Princess, had left Galveston, Texas, and was headed toward Mexico.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Russian geneticists to reveal alien’s DNA mystery
Scientists may soon unravel the mystery of the “Uralian alien,” a tiny creature found near the town of Kyshtym in the Urals. Scientists carried out five series of laboratory studies investigating the DNA samples of the creature’s biological material.The latest study conducted by a Moscow-based Institute of Forensic Medicine produced sensational results. “A gene discovered in the DNA samples doesn’t correspond with any genes pertaining to humans or anthropoid apes,” said Vadim Chernobrov, a coordinator with the public research center Kosmopoisk. “No gene samples available at the laboratory match the gene. The experts in DNA research haven’t come across any creatures with such an elongated DNA molecule,” Chernobrov added.
If they print it in Pravda, it must be true!
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
10 Die After ‘Fire Show’ in Moscow Strip Club
Fire broke out in a Moscow striptease club early Sunday, killing 10 people, an Emergency Situations Ministry spokesman said. Talk About It: Post Thoughts The cause of the blaze had not been determined, but some witnesses said it broke out during a “fire show” that was part of the club’s nightly entertainment, said Yevgeny Bobylev, a spokesman for the Moscow division of the Ministry.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Starbucks barista: We’re not your friends (but your tips are appreciated):
To all of you silly, sad caffeine addicts who line up like lemmings for your overpriced lattes every morning: there are some things you should know.
1. We are not your friends. We are usually not your neighbors. In most cases, we absolutely loathe you, but we are outwardly friendly — because we are paid to do so. You are not getting special treatment, and we really don’t give a shit about your last vacation or your new baby or your real estate problems.
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2. Oh, you work from home? We are not your water-cooler break. We may be the only humans you have interacted with for days, but do not expect us to be interested in your stupid home business or your racist, sexist, totally unfunny commentary. Get your drink and get out.
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Read the whole thing!
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Carjacking thwarted when driver shoots suspect in head
A carjacking victim may have turned the tables late Friday when he shot the suspect in the head as the man drove down the street.
Denver detectives and Aurora police were trying to sort out a violent sequence of events they said involved a carjacking, a possible kidnapping and a traffic collision in which the carjacking suspect slammed into another vehicle carrying five people. The ordeal began about 9 p.m. in the 9800 block of East Girard Avenue in Denver, Detective Virginia Quinones said.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Rocketman takes to the skies:
A Swiss pilot has turned himself into a ‘rocketman’ by strapping a pair of wings and two jet engines to his back.
Yves Rossy, 45, a former airforce fighter pilot, gave his carbon wings their first test flight in Spain He said: “It is absolutely fantastic. Total freedom in three dimensions, so much speed and power, it was better than being a bird.
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007
Remains of 8 People Found in Florida Woods
Skeletal remains of eight people were found in southwest Florida woods, and investigators believe the bodies have been there for several years, police said.
The skeletons, which had no skin or clothing, were found Friday in an unlit wooded area about 25 feet from an unpaved section of an east Fort Myers street, Fort Myers police Lt. Brian Phillips said.
Investigators were working to identify the bodies and were handling the deaths as homicides unless they find evidence to the contrary, police said. No trauma was evident, Phillips said.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Toddler found high on coke at pre-school
A toddler was treated by doctors after cocaine was found in her system. The unidentified girl, who is between 18 and 24 months old, was taken to hospital after workers at her church pre-school noticed the girl acting strangely, in Jacksonville, Florida.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Party members in talks to end Mugabe’s rule
Reports from Zimbabwe say influential members of the ruling party and the Opposition are mapping out an end to the Mugabe era. Opposition sources say leading members of President Robert Mugabe’s own party have discussed how to sideline their longstanding leader. Mr Mugabe’s iron grip on his own party is gradually loosening. Two factions inside the party, led by former security chief Emmerson Mnangagwa and the former head of the Army, Solomon Mujuru, have held talks to try a find an exit strategy.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Top News- Man Taped Roommates in Shower, Police Say
A man landed in hot water after police say he hid a tiny camera in a shampoo bottle to watch two of his female roommates as they took showers. A male roommate, curious why the shampoo wasn’t moved for some time, found wires protruding from the back of the bottle, then called police, authorities said.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Many Americans see little point to Web
A little under one-third of U.S. households have no Internet access and do not plan to get it, with most of the holdouts seeing little use for it in their lives, according to a survey released on Friday. Park Associates, a Dallas-based technology market research firm, said 29 percent of U.S. households, or 31 million homes, do not have Internet access and do not intend to subscribe to an Internet service over the next 12 months.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Highway shut for butterfly travel:
Taiwan is to close one lane of a major highway to protect more than a million butterflies, which cross the road on their seasonal migration. The purple milkweed butterfly, which winters in the south of the island, passes over some 600m of motorway to reach its breeding ground in the north. Many of the 11,500 butterflies that attempt the journey each hour do not reach safety, experts say.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Lost Lab Brothers Meet at Dog Daycare
They were called Wallace and Gromit, a couple of abandoned yellow Labrador retriever siblings who wound up at the Coulee Region Humane Society. The pups were 5 months old last June when they were adopted out, but to separate homes. Months later, Pat Kucera at Diggity Dog Daycare noticed two yellow Labs named Levi and Cooper would “play like crazy” every time they got the chance during visits to his facility.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
‘Pimp of Year’ Draws Lengthy Jail Term
A man who touted himself as “Pimp of the Year” was sentenced Friday to more than 23 years in federal prison. Matthew “Knowledge” Thompkins pleaded guilty last year to conspiracy to transport minors to engage in prostitution and conspiracy to engage in money laundering. Authorities said that the Bronx, N.Y., man had prostitutes working for him in New York; Atlantic City; Las Vegas; Philadelphia; Youngstown, Ohio, and other cities.
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Saturday, March 24th, 2007
Housewife Convicted of Frying Husband
A Brazilian housewife was convicted and sentenced to 19 years in prison Friday for killing her husband, chopping his body into small pieces and frying it. Rosanita Nery dos Santos, 52, drugged her husband in his sleep, then stabbed him to death two years ago in Salvador, about 900 miles northeast of Sao Paulo, said police spokesman Idmar Bonfim.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
French UFO fever crashes website:
France’s national space agency has opened its UFO files to the public by launching a website which documents sightings over five decades. So many people have already tried to look at the files that it has become impossible to access the site. France is the first country to open up fully its UFO files to the public.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
UFOs flew over Phoenix in ‘97, Symington says
Former Gov. Fife Symington says now that those strange lights that appeared over Phoenix a decade ago were from another world and that he had a close encounter with an alien craft on March 13, 1997. “I’m a pilot and I know just about every machine that flies. It was bigger than anything that I’ve ever seen. It remains a great mystery. Other people saw it, responsible people,” Symington said Thursday. “I don’t know why people would ridicule it.”
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Chatroom users ‘egged on father to kill himself live on webcam’
A father-of-two hanged himself live over the internet in Britain’s first ‘cyber suicide’. Kevin Whitrick, 42, took his life after being goaded by dozens of chatroom users from across the world who initially believed he was play acting. But as they watched in horror, Mr Whitrick climbed onto a chair, smashed through a ceiling and then hanged himself with a piece of rope.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Chinese burn Viagra replicas for randy ancestors:
Chinese cemeteries are selling paper replicas of Viagra pills to be burned for dead relatives as a wish for satisfying sex in the afterlife, state media reported Wednesday. Customers are snapping up the paper Viagra, as well as images of condoms and heavily made-up bar girls ahead of the annual Tombsweeping Festival on April 5, the Nanjing Morning News reported. Chinese have traditionally burned fake money in honour of dead relatives during the festival, when families clean their ancestors’ tombs and graves.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Pyramid’s Secret Doors to Be Opened:
Doors will soon open to reveal one of the mysteries of the Great Pyramid in Giza, Dr. Zahi Hawass, chief of Egypt’s Supreme Council of Antiquities, told Discovery News in an exclusive interview. Hawass, one of the world’s leading Egyptologists, said he will show what lies behind secret doors inside the 4,500-year-old pharaonic mausoleum by the end of this year. “Finally, people all over the world will know what is behind the second door in the southern shaft and the third door in the northern shaft,” Hawass said. Built in 2550 B.C. for the pharaoh Cheops, also known as Khufu, the Great Pyramid is the largest of a family of three pyramids on the Giza plateau, on the outskirts of Cairo.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Sea floor records ancient Earth:
A sliver of four-billion-year-old sea floor has offered a glimpse into the inner workings of an adolescent Earth. The baked and twisted rocks, now part of Greenland, show the earliest evidence of plate tectonics, colossal movements of the planet’s outer shell. Until now, researchers were unable to say when the process, which explains how oceans and continents form, began.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Woman Impaled in Face With Pipe, Survives
A pipe kicked up by another car broke through a driver’s windshield and pierced the woman’s face and neck, officials said. Brenda Shaw, 36, was impaled Monday after the car in front of her on Interstate 15 ran over the pipe. It was several feet long and 1 1/2 to 2 inches in diameter, officials said. It may have fallen off a construction truck, said Utah Highway Patrol Trooper Preston Raban.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Rat poison found in pet food, official says
Rat poison has been found in pet food blamed for the deaths of at least 16 cats and dogs, a spokeswoman for the State Department of Agriculture and Markets said Friday.
Spokeswoman Jessica Chittenden would not identify the chemical or its source beyond saying it was a rodent poison.
The Food and Drug Administration has said the investigation was focusing on wheat gluten in the food. Wheat gluten itself would not cause kidney failure, but the common ingredient could have been contaminated by heavy metals or mold toxins, the FDA said.
State agriculture officials scheduled a news conference Friday afternoon to release laboratory findings from tests on the pet food conducted this week.
The deaths led to a recall of 60 million cans and pouches of pet food produced by Menu Foods and sold throughout North America under 95 brand names. There have been several reports of kidney failure in pets that ate the recalled brands, and the company has confirmed the deaths of 15 cats and one dog.
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Friday, March 23rd, 2007
Hinode sees the dynamic and violent sun as sharply as never before
Hinode, the newest solar observatory on the space scene, has obtained never-before-seen images showing that the sun’s magnetic field is much more turbulent and dynamic than previously known.
Hinode, Japanese for ’sunrise’, was launched on 23 September 2006 to study the sun’s magnetic field and how its explosive energy propagates through the different layers of the solar atmosphere.
“For the first time, we are now able to make out tiny granules of hot gas that rise and fall in the sun’s magnified atmosphere,” said Dick Fisher, director of NASA’s Heliophysics Division. “These images will open up a new era of study on some of the sun’s processes that effect Earth, astronauts, orbiting satellites and the solar system.”
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Yellowstone Grizzly No Longer Endangered
Grizzly bears in and around Yellowstone National Park no longer need Endangered Species Act protection, the federal government said Thursday.
The area had an estimated 136 to 312 grizzlies when the species was listed as threatened in 1975, but has more than 500 of the bears today, the government said.
“The grizzly is a large predator that requires a great deal of space, and conserving such animals is a challenge in today’s world,” Deputy Interior Secretary Lynn Scarlett said in announcing the decision. “I believe all Americans should be proud that, as a nation, we had the will and the ability to protect and restore this symbol of the wild.”
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Pizza tattooed on man’s head
A man has had a slice of ham and pineapple pizza tattooed on his head.
Need more be said? Click through and laugh for yourself
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
France opens secret UFO files covering 50 years:
France became the first country to open its files on UFOs Thursday when the national space agency unveiled a website documenting more than 1,600 sightings spanning five decades.
The online archives, which will be updated as new cases are reported, catalogues in minute detail cases ranging from the easily dismissed to a handful that continue to perplex even hard-nosed scientists.
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Microwave plan for colossal squid:
An industrial-scale microwave oven may have to be used to defrost a colossal squid caught in the Antarctic last month, scientists say. They are pondering how to thaw out the half-tonne squid in a way that makes sure none of it rots before other parts have defrosted. The squid has been kept frozen since it was caught by New Zealand fisherman in deep Antarctic waters in February.
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Mobile Helicopter Killers Found and Destroyed in Iraq:
American troops in Iraq figured out how Iraqi terrorists had managed to ambush American helicopters with heavy machine-guns and get away with it. The Iraqis had used trucks with the machine-gun mounted in the back, and a tarp over metal supports (a common feature of military trucks) to conceal the weapon. The tarp was rigged so it could be quickly pulled aside, as well as the metal supports for the tarp. This enabled the heavy machine-gun to immediately open fire. There were four of these trucks, and they roamed around areas that American helicopters were operating above. One of these trucks was spotted, with its machine-gun revealed, by a UAV, after informants indicated that this was probably the weapon responsible. U.S. intelligence then analyzed video and other data they had, and put more UAVs over areas believed frequented by the trucks. On the ground, intelligence operatives began beating the bushes for information on these mobile flak traps. Soon the four trucks were identified and, one by one, destroyed with smart bombs.
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
DVD pirates want sniffer dogs’ heads
Malaysian movie pirates have put a bounty on the heads of two sniffer dogs who busted a fake DVD ring with a seizure of discs worth about $3 million, media and officials said on Thursday.
Lucky and Flo, two female black Labradors deployed by Malaysian authorities in their crackdown on pirated movie DVDs and music CDs, carried out their first major successful operation in Johor state on Tuesday.
The New Straits Times said syndicate bosses had offered an unspecified reward for the killing of the two dogs.
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Japan diplomat: Blonds ‘no good’ in Mideast talks
Blond, blue-eyed Westerners probably can’t be as successful at Middle East diplomacy as Japanese with their “yellow faces,” Japanese Foreign Minister Taro Aso was quoted by media as saying on Wednesday.
“Japan is doing what Americans can’t do,” the Nikkei business daily quoted the gaffe-prone Aso as saying in a speech.
“Japanese are trusted. If (you have) blue eyes and blond hair, it’s probably no good,” he said.
“Luckily, we Japanese have yellow faces.”
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Boca police: Cross-dressing fake deputy arrested:
The granddaughter of NASCAR cofounder Edgar Otto was arrested on a charge of impersonating a sheriff’s deputy Tuesday after she pulled over a driver on Clint Moore Road, ordered him out of his car and handcuffed him, police said.
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Thursday, March 22nd, 2007
Chopin’s piano found in country house
THE grand piano Frederic Chopin took on his last concert tour has been found in an English country house thanks to detective work by a Swiss musical scholar.
“It came as a bolt from the blue,” said British collector Alec Cobbe after discovering that the piano he bought 20 years ago for £2000 is a piece of musical history.
For more than 150 years after the composer’s death, Chopin’s piano vanished until Professor Jean-Jacques Eigeldinger researched the ledgers of French pianomaker Camille Pleyel.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
240-Year Sentence for NYC Hate Crime:
A judge sentenced a man to 240 years in prison Wednesday for taking hostages in a bar and telling patrons that “white people are going to burn tonight.”
State Supreme Court Justice Maxwell Wiley told Steven Johnson, 39, who is black, that he had forfeited his “right to live in society.”
Johnson, 39, was convicted March 1 of attempted murder, assault and other charges, including some designated as hate crimes.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Teen goes with the floe down the Mississippi
A teenager got an unexpected, terrifying ride down the Mississippi River on a giant slab of ice that broke off as he stood along the shoreline.
Amos Benjamin Cohen, 19, stood frozen with fear as the 6-foot-by-15-foot ice chunk swirled in the water, floating toward shore then drifting back to the middle of the river, witnesses and rescuers said.
“He stood there so still,” like the Statue of Liberty, said Sue Hillberg who spotted him from her mother’s kitchen window.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Romania returns Carpathian castle to former king
Romania returned a picturesque castle in the Carpathian mountains to its former king, who was chased out by the communist regime 60 years ago.
The Peles castle, now hosting a museum and an art collection, has become a popular tourist attraction since opening to the public after the execution of Stalinist dictator Nicolae Ceausescu in 1989.
According to a memorandum signed by the representatives of the former monarch King Michael, the castle will be sold back to Romania if authorities agree to keep it as a museum.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Scandal brews over tea-for-urine switch
A group of Chinese reporters came up with a novel idea to test how greedy local hospitals were — pass off tea as urine samples and submit the drink for tests.
The results: six out of 10 hospitals in Hangzhou, the capital of the rich coastal province of Zhejiang, visited by the reporters over a two-day period this month concluded that the patients’ urinal tracts were infected.
Five of the hospitals prescribed medication costing up to 400 yuan ($50), the online edition of the semi-official China News Service (www.chinanews.com) said in a report seen on Wednesday. Of the hospitals, four were state-owned.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Village has bribery problem: there isn’t any
Villagers in southeastern China are up in arms after missing out on lucrative bribes during a recent village elections when candidates foreswore the practice at a temple, according to a Communist Party monthly magazine.
Officials up for election in Dingmei village in Fujian province had to swear to the party they would not bribe voters, but they went one further and took the same oath at a village temple, magazine Xiao Kang said in its March issue.
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“But this election, they went to the temple and all we got was a bowl of rice and bottle of beer after all was said and done,” he said. “It’s peanuts.” The magazine said villagers were used to getting up to 1,000 yuan ($130) from candidates.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Things are getting busy in the Red Sea
12.03.2007 1305 LT in position 18:27.4N – 038:17.8E, Red Sea Pirates in a wooden boat armed with AK-47s approached a research ship underway conducting surveying operations and fired upon the ship. A Sudanese navy vessel came to its assistance and detained the pirates. After 20 minutes the pirates were released. No injuries to crew.
11.03.2007 1929 LT in position 18:29.02N – 038:19.26E, Red Sea. 15 pirates in a 12 metre wooden boat armed with AK-47s approached a research ship underway conducting surveying operations and fired upon the bridge of the ship . The ship activated SSAS and contacted Sudan authorities and managed to move from that area. No injuries to the crew.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Woman grows nipple on foot:
A 22-year-old woman sought medical care for a lesion in the plantar region of her left foot, a well-formed nipple surrounded by areola and hair. Microscopic examination of the dermis showed hair follicles, eccrine glands, and sebaceous glands. Fat tissue was noted at the base of the lesion. Clinical and histopathologic findings were consistent with the diagnosis of supernumerary breast tissue, also known as pseudomamma. To our knowledge, this is the first report of supernumerary breast tissue on the foot.
Hat tip to Kara! Be sure to click and see the photo
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Duke Patents Mind-Controlled Weapons
Work on Brain-Machine Interface (think monkey controlling a joystick with its thoughts) is old news, but a patent granted earlier this month underscores researchers’ confidence that a broader set of military applications is possible: like controlling weapons with your mind.
In “Apparatus for acquiring and transmitting neural signals and related methods,” researchers at Duke University are laying claim to a device that can use the brain’s thoughts to control an array of mechanical and electrical devices, up to and including weapons
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Swiss dig world’s longest tunnel
As long ago as 1994, the Swiss voted in a nationwide referendum to put all freight crossing their country onto the railways. Naturally, such an ambitious plan was not going to happen overnight, but now the project dubbed the engineering feat of the 21st Century is slowly taking shape.Deep beneath the Alps, the Swiss are building a high-speed rail link between Zurich and Milan. It will include, at 57 kilometres (35 miles), the world’s longest tunnel.
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Wednesday, March 21st, 2007
Scientist Finds the Beginnings of Morality in Primate Behavior
Some animals are surprisingly sensitive to the plight of others. Chimpanzees, who cannot swim, have drowned in zoo moats trying to save others. Given the chance to get food by pulling a chain that would also deliver an electric shock to a companion, rhesus monkeys will starve themselves for several days.
Biologists argue that these and other social behaviors are the precursors of human morality. They further believe that if morality grew out of behavioral rules shaped by evolution, it is for biologists, not philosophers or theologians, to say what these rules are.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Purdue student’s body found in electrical closet
A body found slumped over machinery in a dormitory’s high-voltage utility room was identified Tuesday as a 19-year-old Purdue University student who vanished in January, school officials said.
A maintenance worker investigating a “pinging” sound on Monday discovered the body of Wade Steffey, a freshman who was last seen in the area January 13 after he left a fraternity party. The Tippecanoe County coroner identified the body Tuesday.
It appeared Steffey tripped and fell onto a power transformer, Purdue spokeswoman Jeanne Norberg said. “He is believed to have died instantly,” she said.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Station Fires Worker in News Porn Case
A Phoenix television station fired an employee suspected of inserting pornography into a broadcast of a news show featuring former NBC News anchor Tom Brokaw.
The unnamed worker for ION Media Networks’ KPPX-TV “was immediately terminated and faces further legal action” after an investigation determined who was responsible for the March 12 incident, spokeswoman Leslie Monreal said in a statement.
Palm Beach, Fla.-based ION Media Networks, which offers family-friendly programs, called the incident “an intolerable act of human sabotage” and apologized to viewers. About 30 seconds of porn was inserted into the broadcast.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Man Who Developed Fortran Language Dies
John Backus, whose development of the Fortran programming language in the 1950s changed how people interacted with computers and paved the way for modern software, has died. He was 82.
Backus died Saturday in Ashland, Ore., according to IBM Corp., where he spent his career.
Prior to Fortran, computers had to be meticulously “hand-coded” – programmed in the raw strings of digits that triggered actions inside the machine. Fortran was a “high-level” programming language because it abstracted that work – it let programmers enter commands in a more intuitive system, which the computer would translate into machine code on its own.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
D.C. Madam Case Leads to Speculation:
High-priced call girls always seem to have their little black books. Deborah Jeane Palfrey, accused of running an illegal escort service in the nation’s capital, has 46 pounds of phone records. And her offer – or threat – to turn them over to the media has some in Washington playing a guessing game as to whether any Beltway movers and shakers are on her list of up to 15,000 client phone numbers.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Woman charged with assault in biting attack:
A Bluffton woman was charged over the weekend for nearly biting the nose off a woman and severely biting a man on the cheek, authorities said.
Police say Kellee E. Knight, 34, of 74 Shultz Road was drinking alcohol with her neighbors March 2 and became agitated when a 46-year-old man told her she was sitting on his credit card.
She lunged at him and bit him on the cheek so hard that it broke the skin and left distinct upper and bottom teeth marks on him, said Bluffton Police Chief David McAllister. When a 41-year-old woman tried to pull her off, Knight bit her nose, causing enough damage to require plastic surgery, McAllister said.
“She basically almost bit this lady’s nose off,” said McAllister.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
‘We want this baby polar bear dead’ say animal rights lobby
Tiny, fluffy and adorable, Knut the baby polar bear became an animal superstar after he was abandoned by his mother. He rapidly became the symbol of Berlin Zoo, whose staff bottle-fed him and handed out cuddles in between
At three months old, however, the playful 19lb bundle of fur is at the centre of an impassioned debate over whether he should live or die.
Animal rights activists argue that he should be given a lethal injection rather than brought up suffering the humiliation of being treated as a domestic pet.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
German Lawyer Charged After Ending Legal Filing With ‘Heil Hitler’
German prosecutors on Tuesday charged the former lawyer for far-right activist Ernst Zundel with incitement, accusing her of denying the Holocaust and ending one of her legal filings with “Heil Hitler.”
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Cannibal ‘Black Jesus’ Faces Death Penalty
A religious cult leader who raped, murdered and ate at least three women in Papua New Guinea has been captured by a group of villagers. Steven Tari, 35, who called himself the “black Jesus” was beaten by locals from the village of Matepi before being handed over to police. The failed bible student had gathered around six thousand followers as he travelled through mountain villages promising disciples gifts from heaven if they joined his congregation.
Hat tip to Kara!
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Stripper-hairstylist wins in court
An Ames hairstylist who was fired because she moonlighted as an exotic dancer is entitled to unemployment benefits, a judge has ruled.
Mary B. Messner, 29, worked for Hair Mechanix in Ames from June until shortly after Christmas, when her boss, Diana Tegeler, fired her.
Tegeler testified at a public hearing that while Messner is an “awesome” hair stylist and person, her part-time job made it impossible for her to stay at Hair Mechanix.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Computer Tech Accidentally Erases Info on Alaska’s $38 Billion Oil Fund
Perhaps you know that sinking feeling when a single keystroke accidentally destroy hours of work. Now imagine wiping out a disc drive containing an account worth $38 billion.
A computer technician at the Alaska Department of Revenue deleted applicant information for an oil-funded sales account — one of state residents’ biggest perks. While reformatting the disk drive during a routine maintenance check, the technician mistakenly reformatted the backup drive as well and, suddenly, all the data disappeared.
A third line of defense — backup tapes that are updated nightly — were unreadable.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Harsh Words Die Hard on the Web
She graduated Phi Beta Kappa, has published in top legal journals and completed internships at leading institutions in her field. So when the Yale law student interviewed with 16 firms for a job this summer, she was concerned that she had only four call-backs. She was stunned when she had zero offers.
Though it is difficult to prove a direct link, the woman thinks she is a victim of a new form of reputation-maligning: online postings with offensive content and personal attacks that can be stored forever and are easily accessible through a Google search.
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Tuesday, March 20th, 2007
Ant Fraud Yields Death Sentence
To hear Chinese authorities tell it, Wang Zhendong is a danger to society, the worst kind of person, one who took advantage of his fellow citizens’ naivete and trust. Last month, a court here gave him the death penalty for his crimes.
Wang’s misdeed: selling overpriced ant farms to the public.
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